Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

The club has moved premises and can now be found at Nungate Towers. Take the A1 heading north and make a right turn at Giggleswick and carry on for 2 miles the gates to the Towers are right in front of you. Chubb, the keeper of the keys will be on hand to guide you to the club entrance.

For your delight and delectation this evening, we have an interesting array of goodies, sundry volly vonts, canapes and a humungous cottage pie (made from a real cottage) This evening's tailcock will be the Equinoctal Gale, guaranteed to put the "wind" in your sails.

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter......

[tonyav]

Only so so owdhamer, was hoping there might have been some improvement.

[nungate]

Didn't work sorry.

[nungate]

You're not going to get me into the back of your van Tony, what would your other lady friends on AB think?

[tonyav]

Can't blame me for trying though can you lol.

[queenofmean]

Has everbody got their Riffle Tickets at the ready, the draw is imminent!!!

[nungate]

Igor!.........Igor, time for the prize draw..................where is that ancient family retainer?

[tonyav]

searching wallet for tickets.

[queenofmean]

hes returning from the South Wing

[excelsior-1]

got mine ready . . . .

[albaqwerty]

sorry to hear you're only so so Owd x

Tone!! You try that on everyone :-D

[nungate]

Ah, there you are, are all the tickets in the draw box?
OK you may put your hand in and pull out the first number.........

it's PINK! Who has number pink

[tonyav]

Ah so you remember the paintings then alba lol.

[nungate]

You've won a ton of lion poo!

Now, Igor time for the colours.........

27
13
42
5
79
82

Anyone with these colours may fight over the rest of these glorious prizes,
though I will confess I'm having the goldfish! Igor, take Goldie to the aquarium.....

[excelsior-1]

mine are -- turquoise, cerise and goldenrod.

[tonyav]

Wow, I've won the fishing hooks.

[excelsior-1]

oh nuts!
looks like i've won the dalek eye-stalk back.

[nungate]

I shall be retiring to my chamber after the stresses of the rofl draw, will return shortly.

Igor, take care of our guests, remember drinks and nibbles are available in the Great Hall Tony, since the cottage pie was a tad chewy for you, I have ordered you some soup from the kitchens....

[albaqwerty]

As they were all from Australia, I was in the mood for playing with your didgeridoo.

Drat, I don't have and of those colours, only 28 and 14.

[tonyav]

Thanks nungate, may I enquire as to what flavor is the soup ?

[albaqwerty]

flavor ? Really, Mr, Pedant!!