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A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter Nungate Towers this evening. We have a varied selection of volly vonts and canapes for your delight, on the "hot" trolley there is steak and mushroom pie, a pie packed so full of deliciousness that the gravy has to be served separately as there was not mushroom left inside for it. For the Vegetarians there is a nut roast and bean burgers. On the pudding cart we have Eve's pudding - she put up a fight but we got her in it just the same, of course served with custard!
In honour of the return of Strictly Come Dancing tonight's tailcock is the Strictly Delicious a potent brew guaranteed to bring Sparkle to our festivities. As always the rofl will be drawn later in the evening, and I have some broken lute strings (donated by one of the minstrels), a tin of armour polish, and Igor has stepped up and donated a used corn plaster (thank you Igor)
The second running of the Great Hall Sack Race will be run around ten and we have rigged up the old gibbet on the south tower for bungee jumping!
Tonight's music will be provided by the Minstrels as usual and they have informed me that as well as the customary madrigals and toccattas they will be playing a selection of ZZ Top's greatest hits and a selection of Salsa and Samba music for those who want to give their maraccas a good old shake
Igor is on hand to conceal coats, cloaks broomsticks (and bodies is required)
In honour of the return of Strictly Come Dancing tonight's tailcock is the Strictly Delicious a potent brew guaranteed to bring Sparkle to our festivities. As always the rofl will be drawn later in the evening, and I have some broken lute strings (donated by one of the minstrels), a tin of armour polish, and Igor has stepped up and donated a used corn plaster (thank you Igor)
The second running of the Great Hall Sack Race will be run around ten and we have rigged up the old gibbet on the south tower for bungee jumping!
Tonight's music will be provided by the Minstrels as usual and they have informed me that as well as the customary madrigals and toccattas they will be playing a selection of ZZ Top's greatest hits and a selection of Salsa and Samba music for those who want to give their maraccas a good old shake
Igor is on hand to conceal coats, cloaks broomsticks (and bodies is required)
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Good evening Maam and all that may stumble though your magnificent doors, May I sample a bucket of Strictly Delicious and a helping of that delicious sounding pie. For the rofl may I present 14 tea lights minus the wicks[i, a tin of germolene [i]empty[i] and a starter motor [i] knackered] suitable for a 1966 Wolsley Hornet.
A hearty bienvenue from the true Pict Land of Cornouaille to thee, north of the barrier known as The Wall.
Cadeaux for the rofule include
one french dictionary, "r"s and "t"s removed
one German dictionary "d"s and "f"s removed
one Arabic dictionary with "Abu"s removed
one bent poker
one dog lead without the dog
one cork, chewed
one pork chop
one pound of candle wax
one thistle
one dry martini that's too wet.
Cadeaux for the rofule include
one french dictionary, "r"s and "t"s removed
one German dictionary "d"s and "f"s removed
one Arabic dictionary with "Abu"s removed
one bent poker
one dog lead without the dog
one cork, chewed
one pork chop
one pound of candle wax
one thistle
one dry martini that's too wet.
In the capital of Scotland, by the great Towers of Nungate, the Piles
There lies a heart for all to see within its local Mile
Now many an ABer has stood here, from Ed to the grand
And it's known as the Heart of Midlothian.
Chorus:
It's a heart that's never beating, it's a heart that's never high
It's the pride of Scottish's gory, and its story will never die
On the spot within the Midlothian Mile with pride let ABers stand
For here is the Heart of Nungate Land.
To the west there stands a Tower, famed in age old AB history
And to the east a palace drunken and tailcocked yet to see
While north, south, east, and west, you'll find you're in some strange land
When you stand and listen to Nungate's band
Chorus:
There lies a heart for all to see within its local Mile
Now many an ABer has stood here, from Ed to the grand
And it's known as the Heart of Midlothian.
Chorus:
It's a heart that's never beating, it's a heart that's never high
It's the pride of Scottish's gory, and its story will never die
On the spot within the Midlothian Mile with pride let ABers stand
For here is the Heart of Nungate Land.
To the west there stands a Tower, famed in age old AB history
And to the east a palace drunken and tailcocked yet to see
While north, south, east, and west, you'll find you're in some strange land
When you stand and listen to Nungate's band
Chorus:
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