Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter Nungate Towers this evening. We have a varied selection of volly vonts and canapes for your delight, on the "hot" trolley there is steak and mushroom pie, a pie packed so full of deliciousness that the gravy has to be served separately as there was not mushroom left inside for it. For the Vegetarians there is a nut roast and bean burgers. On the pudding cart we have Eve's pudding - she put up a fight but we got her in it just the same, of course served with custard!
In honour of the return of Strictly Come Dancing tonight's tailcock is the Strictly Delicious a potent brew guaranteed to bring Sparkle to our festivities. As always the rofl will be drawn later in the evening, and I have some broken lute strings (donated by one of the minstrels), a tin of armour polish, and Igor has stepped up and donated a used corn plaster (thank you Igor)
The second running of the Great Hall Sack Race will be run around ten and we have rigged up the old gibbet on the south tower for bungee jumping!
Tonight's music will be provided by the Minstrels as usual and they have informed me that as well as the customary madrigals and toccattas they will be playing a selection of ZZ Top's greatest hits and a selection of Salsa and Samba music for those who want to give their maraccas a good old shake
Igor is on hand to conceal coats, cloaks broomsticks (and bodies is required)

[DTCwordfan]

My typing is as bad as yours, sibbo, must be these Wickly Delish things....

[nungate]

Has anyone had a go of the Bungee jump yet?
Thos wishing to participate in the sack race are requested to add their name to the entry list in the vestibule
Thank you

[tonyav]

Bloody hell DT, good guess your correct.

[tonyav]

Oh yeah, the sack race must have a go at that. hey nungate does the loser get their P45 ?.

[DTCwordfan]

Bards never ever jump
Their sacks are full of lumps
Results from many a dump
Or should that word read, "bumps"?

[nungate]

No, the loser gets to dust and polish the suits or armour, in armoury...

[DTCwordfan]

Now that is useful information; sibton is still here, I guess.....

[tonyav]

Oh gawd I'll get the Brasso out of the van.

[queenofmean]

i think George is a willing participant mum...

[nungate]

George?

[DaisyNonna]

Sorry, count me out of the Bunjee jumping, not scared of falling but of.
of landing.

[queenofmean]

GEORGE!!! small furry object, about 12inches tall wearing a shirt and jeans and sits about a foot away from you

[tonyav]

Is it a Teddy Bear ?

[nungate]

We have specially reinforced elastic and a retractable safety net Daisy (you know for the "just in case" scenario - elf and safety and all that)

George? No! He can't he's too small to fit in the sacks and I'm not sitting around stitching a custom made one for a bear!

[queenofmean]

yes tony its my teddy bear...goes everywhere, bungees off balcony's in Spain lol

[DaisyNonna]

How about a three-legged race? Who would you partner?

[queenofmean]

no mum...he wants to BUNGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[nungate]

Oh, well if he wants to bungee off the South Tower that's fine - always been a bit of a daredevil that bear. I thought he wanted to enter the sack race.

[tonyav]

Well, we've all done that though ain't we, qom !

[queenofmean]

Sibton for the 3 legged race