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nungate | 20:08 Sat 06th Oct 2012 | Crosswords
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A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter Nungate Towers this evening. We have a varied selection of volly vonts and canapes for your delight, on the "hot" trolley there is steak and mushroom pie, a pie packed so full of deliciousness that the gravy has to be served separately as there was not mushroom left inside for it. For the Vegetarians there is a nut roast and bean burgers. On the pudding cart we have Eve's pudding - she put up a fight but we got her in it just the same, of course served with custard!
In honour of the return of Strictly Come Dancing tonight's tailcock is the Strictly Delicious a potent brew guaranteed to bring Sparkle to our festivities. As always the rofl will be drawn later in the evening, and I have some broken lute strings (donated by one of the minstrels), a tin of armour polish, and Igor has stepped up and donated a used corn plaster (thank you Igor)
The second running of the Great Hall Sack Race will be run around ten and we have rigged up the old gibbet on the south tower for bungee jumping!
Tonight's music will be provided by the Minstrels as usual and they have informed me that as well as the customary madrigals and toccattas they will be playing a selection of ZZ Top's greatest hits and a selection of Salsa and Samba music for those who want to give their maraccas a good old shake
Igor is on hand to conceal coats, cloaks broomsticks (and bodies is required)
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good evening gracious hostesses and any guests still here.

just got back from night out ten-pin bowling .. looks like i've missed everything - including the rofful. never mind - i'll keep hold of these donations until next week.

may i have a quick tail-cock befor you wrap things up for the evening?
runs about nungate towers EXCEL IS HEREEEEEE!!
Hi Excel . Did you win? Do try the tailcock.
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Good evening Excel, delighted to see you, I do hope you will stay awhile, the evening's festivities aren't quite ready for winding down yet, the carriages are not expected until Midnight, and we are still looking for entries for the sack race (Mrs Overall isn't here to defend her title this week)
and of course there is bungee jumping from the south tower and the Minstrels are giving it laldy from the gallery
daisy...the straight jacket is a very structured piece, with plenty of buckles, tassles and decorative zips. once you get it on, you won't want to get it back off. i'll be happy to participate in the sack race, nungate.....i'm good in the sack! x
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Oh dear, I think She's pleased to see you Excel - I think she might require the "calm down" pills later
Any chance of partnering me in the three legged race?
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Jolly good ICG, we'll be calling for the starters soon
put me down for the sack race!
well nungate, i can only say that you have brought Queen up to be a very discerning young lady .. as she has excellent taste. (thank you for your compliment, Queen)

i am willing to be included in the sack race - if there is still room .. just let me have a drink first.

Daisy .. i deliberately let my god-daughter win - followed closely by my boss. (i know when to be tactical).
i will partner you Daisy (with Queens' permission)
by all means excel, i'm not good at 3 legged races so I'll sit that one out
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Will all participants in tonight's Sack Race make their way to the starting line in the Great Hall. Belle Epoque is on hand to assist in the donning of the sacks
*googles on...lets get reaaadddyyyyy tooooo ruuuummmmbbbllllleeee*
Ermmm, scuse me, anyone got a recycling sack for all the bottles I fell over on the back doorstep as I came in?
too much tailcock..goggles even
I'm late again - evening all. I bet I've missed the rifle. Pass me a sack, quick!
I love sack races, I pull the sack right up under me armpits to hide me bulges!
oh queen.

and there was me thinking you were using the word 'googles' as a euphamism for britches.
I've tied me knickers round me neck so's I don't trip over

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