Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter Nungate Towers this evening. We have a varied selection of volly vonts and canapes for your delight, on the "hot" trolley there is steak and mushroom pie, a pie packed so full of deliciousness that the gravy has to be served separately as there was not mushroom left inside for it. For the Vegetarians there is a nut roast and bean burgers. On the pudding cart we have Eve's pudding - she put up a fight but we got her in it just the same, of course served with custard!
In honour of the return of Strictly Come Dancing tonight's tailcock is the Strictly Delicious a potent brew guaranteed to bring Sparkle to our festivities. As always the rofl will be drawn later in the evening, and I have some broken lute strings (donated by one of the minstrels), a tin of armour polish, and Igor has stepped up and donated a used corn plaster (thank you Igor)
The second running of the Great Hall Sack Race will be run around ten and we have rigged up the old gibbet on the south tower for bungee jumping!
Tonight's music will be provided by the Minstrels as usual and they have informed me that as well as the customary madrigals and toccattas they will be playing a selection of ZZ Top's greatest hits and a selection of Salsa and Samba music for those who want to give their maraccas a good old shake
Igor is on hand to conceal coats, cloaks broomsticks (and bodies is required)

[queenofmean]

yes tony we have but at my age?? LOL

[tonyav]

LOL, know what you mean qom.

[nungate]

I'm not competitive but if I have to have a partner in the three legged race I'd choose Usain Bolt!

That's a thought, maybe we could have a three legged race next week at the towers...........

[DTCwordfan]

The Three Tower Three Legged Three Armed Race

[tonyav]

A good idea, Maam.

[lcg]

evening, all! what a pleasure to be at nungate towers.....the hospitality is fabulous. i have just come in from work and for the rofl i have a straight jacket; one surgical stocking (used and extra extra large); and hospital grade jelly. i have already necked a small bottle of vodka whilst riding my bicycle home. is everybody well? i am looking forward to revelling x

[DaisyNonna]

Elves are not to be trusted, they have no sh! There is no safe tee after Medinah.

[DTCwordfan]

the jelly will be useful for working a few words out of me, now that I have ceded my bent poker.

[lcg]

there is an industrial amount, dt. what do you reckon we should do with it? x

[nungate]

Lovely to see you ICG - do come and frivol in the Great Hall, we'll be starting the Sack Race soon, this week's prize is the Nungate Cup (Mrs. O won the Trophy last week)

IGOR!!! IGOR! A drink for our guest, please help yourself to nibbles and so forth

[DTCwordfan]

mix it in with tony's swarfega, he loves that stuff..........

[tonyav]

Ummmmm, sounds like the perfect tailcock to me.

[nungate]

Oh dear, the entries for this week's sack race are rather thin on the ground,
any more for the sack race? Entry form in the vestibule, sign up now, you could win the shiny Nungate Cup.....................

[tonyav]

Gotta go, nighty night all. x

[queenofmean]

*runs of with the cup*

[nungate]

Night, Tony before you go would you mind awfully passing through the metal detector, Queen of Mean has a very supicious nature and casting asperations........

[DTCwordfan]

Am departing these fair shores too...........night all.

[DaisyNonna]

icg. Is that a structured as opposed to unstructured jacket? Never did understand fashion.

[nungate]

Time for the Rofl I think...................


Tonight's winning number is:


Purple

[nungate]

And the winning colours are:



47
3
36
80
24
17

Prizes can be collected in the Vestibule when the carriages arrive at midnight