Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Jammies on! Welcome to the Mad Over Fifties Pyjama Party!

Tonight's Tailcock, the "Nightcap" a potent brew guaranteed not to send you to sleep (at first anyway). In addition to the usual selection of horses doovers and volly vonts, tonight's "hot plate" will be a delicious Mince and dumpling pie (courtesy of the Hairy bikers, thank you) also on the pudding trolley is a delicious fruit crumble and custard.

The minstrels will be back in the gallery playing a selection of mardigals and fugues and as a special treat, some lullabies and later on their interpretaion of the greatest hits of ZZ Top. For your further delight, we bring you at great expense the Performing Penguin Parade of Mr. Percival Potter! Who will be performing outside on the newly refurbished ice rink! A real treat indeed.

For the rofl I offer: 1 cat grooming brush (unused)
Pair of ice skates - one with a blunt blade
a cushion and a tie to attach it to the "derriere" in case
of slippage on the ice.

Carriages or sleighs will arrive at midnight.

Welcome to all who dare enter the portals on Nungate Towers

[nungate]

Good evening Daisy, I think the "liquid" nightcap will blend well with your eau de nil jammies, even if the tartan dressing gown isn't the picture of sartorial elegance tonight. On these cold and dark winter nights it's best to be warm and comfortable at all times, especially when flying, those pigeons and to a certain extent geese can be troublesome. Though you will have to be mindful if you are out on the broom on Christmas eve not to "run into" flying reindeer!

[DTCwordfan]

good evening all fair ones, red ones and those of other hues that enter the hallowed nation of nungate.

Riffle

One passport to Edinburgh (expired)
One Penny Red
One Twopenny Blue
One Royal Mail note (sorry, we are 90 days late)
One Royal Mail note (sorry, we have lost it)
One hessian sack with Postdog in it (anybody seen him? - I rest my case).
One Christmas Card "Santa's knickurs are showin'"
One Deer horn - works well on a TVR
One sleigh - one rusted skate
Bucket of snow
Bucket of ice for Polar Bear
Bucket of goat-poop, courtesy of tony.

[DaisyNonna]

Fetching what? Not my turn to drag the logs in.

[nungate]

Evening DT, how are you this chill night? Do you like the sheep design on my jammies?
Such a wealth of treasures for the rofl too!

[DTCwordfan]

Like mine then?

http://www.loopytoons.co.uk/ekmps/shops/hneilhawkins/images/sheep-one-piece-footed-pyjamas-15619-p.jpg

[tonyav]

No Miss Daisy, I'll have Igor do that.
Good evening to you Mr DT.

[nungate]

The ultimate in suavity and suffisticashun DT

[DTCwordfan]

Good evening Mr Ton

Don't know if they do goats in these:

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?hl=en&tbo=d&rls=com.microsoft:en-US:%7Breferrer:source%3F%7D&rlz=1I7ASUT_enGB432GB404&biw=1366&bih=643&tbm=isch&tbnid=ZUcKAQystTvX0M:&imgrefurl=https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/WC-Wildroos-50-Shades-of-Sheep-Editions/4089937&docid=HpLxYuOzW4NWwM&imgurl=https://d44ytnim3cfy5.cloudfront.net/assets/6459832/lightbox/50shadesofsheeppjsboxtop.jpg%253F1350656172&w=512&h=512&ei=lajDUJ-7M4Se0QW-9oCADA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=562&vpy=115&dur=4931&hovh=225&hovw=225&tx=96&ty=239&sig=111339877586029375724&page=1&tbnh=147&tbnw=154&start=0&ndsp=22&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0,i:90

[nungate]

Bah, humbug............

[nungate]

^^^ should really be baaaa, humbug.............

[tonyav]

I would most certainly hope so DT, mmmmm 50 shades of goat has a certain ring to it.

[Mammar]

Could someone pass me another shovelful of the fruit crumble, perchance?
And would my host kindly tell me what the fruit is?

[nungate]

Just a few of the fruits of the forest, Scoff the chef found them lying at the back of the larder, he can do wonders you know......

[DTCwordfan]

One day there was an AB goat,
Who really liked to eat Quaker oats.
He ran around and played mintily all day,
being all ummmm happy, and fgt gay.
Next a dark cloud came near,
and the little redman, drank some beer.
Drunk he was, so he picked a fight,
so that little dark SAB cloud, became amazingly bright.
Down came a thunder Ed bolt, at that tony goat,
and destroyed much more, than just his cashmere coat.
The cloud ran away, back to the ocean.
The goat applied, some sibbo antiseptic lotion.
That little tony goat, was all scratched and MT bruised,
so he figured, his rowan beer was far too brewed!
Now that tony goat, will be made more nice,
and eat his oats deep throat, with 50 shades of sugar and spice.

(adapt.)

[DaisyNonna]

Would be delighted to join you Tony, that is if our colours don't clash. Er. what exactly is it? Thanks for getting me out of log duty, fed up of not seeing the wood for the trees. Must windolene my flying goggles.
Nungate, this nightcap is delicious.

[nungate]

I'm so glad you like it Daisy, I spent minutes in the still room concocting it!

[tonyav]

Multi coloured Miss Daisy, don't stare at the paisley pattern for to long as it tends to hypnotize.
An excellent ditty that your bardship.

[DaisyNonna]

Since when have you needed paisley to hypnotise? (Another gulp of alcohol)

[owdhamer]

Good evening folks. as I don't wear jamas,Mrs Owd is looking for a baby doll she has done with.I have for the raffle a box of lollies,some factor 50, a toaster that wont stay down, 2 urine bottles used and a broken thermometer

[nungate]

Good evening Owd, don't worry about the lack of jammies, you look very fetching in your nightshirt with matching cap! More treasures for the rofl too - we are indeed fortunate this evening, do have a bucket of "nightcap"....
Igor, IGOR! A drink for our guest..............