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Favourite Election Night Moment
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Surely it has when we heard that Ed Balls lost his seat!
We won't have to put up with his infantile hand gestures
& puerile heckling at Prime Ministers Questions.
We won't have to put up with his infantile hand gestures
& puerile heckling at Prime Ministers Questions.
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Ed Balls going, the Cornish clotted cream on the ice-cream.
I was a little sad to see Danny Alexander sacked as he was actually the pick of the crop of the Lib ministers and secretaries and earned good kudos in the Treasury and the Cons.
Farage being dumped, what a face, and Charles the Drunkard going in Ross.
I was a little sad to see Danny Alexander sacked as he was actually the pick of the crop of the Lib ministers and secretaries and earned good kudos in the Treasury and the Cons.
Farage being dumped, what a face, and Charles the Drunkard going in Ross.
A Tory pollster I know was correct
73 seats of long knives
got rolled into a Number 10 or Scottish siding today
Demolition all night long
from the Countryside to the City
At dawn Emily Matthis marked with chalk
all the gains and losses
In a Labour-owned pub called “The Red Parrot”
hardened men are playing darts all evening long
To play darts in such an atmosphere all night long
while not taking off their jackets
Some blase agent offered to sell me a phony long knife
in the dark it passes quite well for a real one
but I excused myself awkwardly
I’m too much of a gentlemanly for such a political knife
He stared at me worse than if he had spat
More Labour morons in the city than car-horns
Several thousand City cats have cars
yet at each garret the City's horns
40 per head
Naomi's God manifests himself often to many different people
but he doesn’t usurp any influence on the course of events
he’s too sensible for that
Mikey doesn’t listen to what anyone says
He’s doing market research experiments
in his little room
not much bigger than a Gower rabbit hutch
as a result of which at the Plaid Cymru
their seart caught fire
11 Tories raced through the blazing Welsh bush
Leanne Wood was more miserable than all of Tora's visions
(this too is a made-up yarn)
This fascinating election
This fairy like Scottish deer
And this highlander lass wearing a hat made out of a yellow flag.
To a Labourite nothing matters one way or another
because a Labourite doesn’t own anything
except his wife, eight children and his workbench
and all the stuff which is his
no different from anyone else
The Labourite sat down on the town square
Knives sharpened!
Knives sharpened!
And he cried, cried and cried.
Miliband too and retired
Knives sharpened!
Knives sharpened!
Liberal crocodile tears too.
Cleggie squashed in Ming Campbell's stew.
The Night of the long Tory and SNP knives.
History made, demoliton oh so deliciously rife.
73 seats of long knives
got rolled into a Number 10 or Scottish siding today
Demolition all night long
from the Countryside to the City
At dawn Emily Matthis marked with chalk
all the gains and losses
In a Labour-owned pub called “The Red Parrot”
hardened men are playing darts all evening long
To play darts in such an atmosphere all night long
while not taking off their jackets
Some blase agent offered to sell me a phony long knife
in the dark it passes quite well for a real one
but I excused myself awkwardly
I’m too much of a gentlemanly for such a political knife
He stared at me worse than if he had spat
More Labour morons in the city than car-horns
Several thousand City cats have cars
yet at each garret the City's horns
40 per head
Naomi's God manifests himself often to many different people
but he doesn’t usurp any influence on the course of events
he’s too sensible for that
Mikey doesn’t listen to what anyone says
He’s doing market research experiments
in his little room
not much bigger than a Gower rabbit hutch
as a result of which at the Plaid Cymru
their seart caught fire
11 Tories raced through the blazing Welsh bush
Leanne Wood was more miserable than all of Tora's visions
(this too is a made-up yarn)
This fascinating election
This fairy like Scottish deer
And this highlander lass wearing a hat made out of a yellow flag.
To a Labourite nothing matters one way or another
because a Labourite doesn’t own anything
except his wife, eight children and his workbench
and all the stuff which is his
no different from anyone else
The Labourite sat down on the town square
Knives sharpened!
Knives sharpened!
And he cried, cried and cried.
Miliband too and retired
Knives sharpened!
Knives sharpened!
Liberal crocodile tears too.
Cleggie squashed in Ming Campbell's stew.
The Night of the long Tory and SNP knives.
History made, demoliton oh so deliciously rife.
I thought Vince Cable's loss was rather sad. He was not keen on the Coalition from the start, has been about the best politician at finances and has come across as a thoroughly decent man. The Lib Dems have become irrelevant now but if there was any electoral justice then Nick Clegg would have gone instead of Cable.
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