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Mad over Fifties Club
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The Club is now Open.
Good evening and welcome, everyone.
As the weather has been a little kinder to us of late, the clocks are due to change tonight and the Dark Blues have won the Boat Race, perhaps there is some truth to the rumour that Spring is on its way.
However, the nights are still a little nippy, so gather round our cosy hearth for another Club Night.
Drinks and nibbles will no doubt appear shortly and we can only hope that our trusty Matron will again excel herself with a new tailcock recipe. (Last week's amazing creation, the 'Lunar surprise@ lingers firmly in the memories and possibly also the livers of the members who attended last week.)
The raffle cupboard seems to be bare, so presumably all items were won last week...is this a record ?
Here are my donations for this week's raffle:
A packet of cheese and onion crisps . (Hardly flattened at all.)
A small tin of Mint Balls. (No, not Uncle Joe's, they're for the raffle)
A Fair Isle pattern mitt. (Right hand .)
Please feel free to add to them.
Good evening and welcome, everyone.
As the weather has been a little kinder to us of late, the clocks are due to change tonight and the Dark Blues have won the Boat Race, perhaps there is some truth to the rumour that Spring is on its way.
However, the nights are still a little nippy, so gather round our cosy hearth for another Club Night.
Drinks and nibbles will no doubt appear shortly and we can only hope that our trusty Matron will again excel herself with a new tailcock recipe. (Last week's amazing creation, the 'Lunar surprise@ lingers firmly in the memories and possibly also the livers of the members who attended last week.)
The raffle cupboard seems to be bare, so presumably all items were won last week...is this a record ?
Here are my donations for this week's raffle:
A packet of cheese and onion crisps . (Hardly flattened at all.)
A small tin of Mint Balls. (No, not Uncle Joe's, they're for the raffle)
A Fair Isle pattern mitt. (Right hand .)
Please feel free to add to them.
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Welcome, Kleiber....have you documentary evidence of madness?
No? Well, we agree that evidence of an application to join is sufficient proof of madness to allow entry.
So, in short, you're in!
DT You sound like a very handy person to have in the club. We coudl do with a blue lamp to lend out to members to light their way home. Any other old tat you want to off load ?
No? Well, we agree that evidence of an application to join is sufficient proof of madness to allow entry.
So, in short, you're in!
DT You sound like a very handy person to have in the club. We coudl do with a blue lamp to lend out to members to light their way home. Any other old tat you want to off load ?
definitely, lady alex. I have:
a rusted hammer, most useful to replace the knocker off one's door
one aspirin, half chewed so easily digestible for any stroke victim
six spent matches, to convince the insurance company that yobbos burnt down the house/shop/colabarium
an old condom, used only once, to prove that the bearer is not catholic.
a rusted hammer, most useful to replace the knocker off one's door
one aspirin, half chewed so easily digestible for any stroke victim
six spent matches, to convince the insurance company that yobbos burnt down the house/shop/colabarium
an old condom, used only once, to prove that the bearer is not catholic.
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