Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

As her Ladyship is once more gallivanting and will not be here till later, ,may I welcome all members old and new. As is the custom ruffle tickets are available to purchase and are on the porch table.

A wonderful array of tasty nibbles and tailcocks are laid out on the long table in the banqueting hall, this weeks guest tailcock I have devised is 'Mamyas molotov' a very sprightly mix and guaranteed to liven up proceedings.

For the ruffle I have

Half a box of staples
A Gnomon
6 pencil erasers
2 energy saving lightbulbs (7 Watt)


ttfn sends apologies and may not be attending.

[Mamyalynne]

We don.t need any more critters, am thinking of opening to the public in the summer, we could make a few bob for our outing.

[DaisyNonna]

Oh Miss Meg. Had you rounded up the goats perhaps we could have milked them and produced some new goat's cheese. I am sure milady would wecome a new source of revenue. Have you seen the damp patch by the door?

[Meg]

I did hope the damp patch by the door would not be noticed. Spent so much time trying to pass the goats, was desperate, soz,m wenxx

[Sir Alec]

The damp patch by the door was caused by my last chameleon experiment, sorry about that!

[Lore]

Good evening, all x

Hope I haven't missed the raffle. I'm hoping to win the pencil erasers, S.A.T's week is in view so I'll probably be needing them...

I've brought a few things tonight, first of all..... wait there.....

*drags in piano* I thought we could have a sing song, I've been practising so...

Also, this tartan paint looked awful on my walls, there must be at least 4.5l left over.

Anyone for curly salmon sandwiches?

[starone]

I'm off to bed now then. So goodnight everyone. Have fun.

[Sir Alec]

Goodnight Starbucksone! Thanks for the tartan paint, I'm sure it will come in useful somehow, (thinks for a bit, errrrrrr!)

[ladyalex]

Hello everyone. I am a little late and can only pay a flying visit before retiring, but I am glad to see that standards are being maintained.
(Seepage excepted.)
A Mamya's Molotov will be very acceptable.

[Meg]

Well, I've had my fill of tailcocks and nibbles, are we having a street party for the wedding? Day late but that's us.
Can't invite next door so just keep it our exclusive group, maybe just a house party?
Rabbiting on, nite all, thanks mamyaxx
broomstick on turbo!

[ladyalex]

Has the ruffle been drawn yet ?
I could do with some bullydog clips.

[Sir Alec]

There are some grenades in the corner, disguised as pineapples.

[DaisyNonna]

Any chameleons remaining Sir Alec or have they slithered off in the gloom? Careful where you tread everybody!

[ladyalex]

A house party for teh Wedding sounds excellent.

We may even persuade lordalex to let us have some of the good bubbly.

[starone]

Sir Alec, have you been drinking too many of mamyas tailcocks - it was lore brought the tartan paint not me.

p.s. It is very disconcerting to have to keep remembering you are female and not male. I mean - Sir Alec, whatever next.

[Mamyalynne]

Goodnight Star.

Ruffle tickets are number puce, the winning colours are



71 53
17 96 11

[ladyalex]

Grenadines ?
Pomegranates ?
Where will it all end ?

[Lore]

Night, star. Sleep well.
Hi lady, how are you this evening?


Alec, you'll have to get an extra wide brush or you'll lose half the pattern... don't double dip either! :p

[ladyalex]

Hurrah! I've won the bulldoggy clips!

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Milady, am sure you will have won something you always manage it somehow, hope the gallivant was pleasurable.

[Sir Alec]

April 2nd would have been Sir Alec Guinness's 97th birthday. Have been "sampling a few" in his own pewter tankard, which I also got off ebay. It has Sir Grandpa engraved on it and I'm very proud to own it!