Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Good evening everyone and welcome once again to our club.

There will be a raffle tonight as usual, so any donations will be gratefully received.
So far we have:

3 bath cubes
a pair of bedsocks (hand knitted)
a tin of Zubes
and half a clothes rope

We are privileged this evening to be welcoming a guest speaker whose talk is entitled:

“Garden Gnomes, what do they do with all the fish ?”

[Mamyalynne]

Presume so, will be lovely with some spring greens

[ladyalex]

and perhaps a bit of mash ?

Are we allowed popcorn ? I seem to remember it gives some members a bit of a digestive problem....

[slinky.kate]

good evening ladies and gents,i had to take little cody with me,my new 3 legged pooch,sir alex can take him a walk or he can walk sir alex,i'm sure he'll bring him back.for the raffle i have brought an ice cube tray in the shape of angels,i pair hotpants(lime green)and brown wrapping paper.

[DTCwordfan]

My usual raffle donations to offer have a sporting theme this weekend,

* A broken snooker ball broken by one Ronnie O Sullivan at the Crucible
* A piece of chewing gum, as chewed by Alex Ferguson
* A shredded tyre from Lewis Hamilton's car - a very fine door wedge
* A bail from the Somerset-Kent match, nicked by a streaker
* A pair of Sue Barker's panties as used by Cliff Richard
* One running shoe as worn by Seb Coe at the London Marathon, minus the laces
* A broken oar from the Cambridge Boat

[ladyalex]

Welcome, slinky. Lovely to see you and Cody. I'm sure he'll fit in well with the rest of the animals.
Do try one of Mamya's new Pardiso* tailcocks. They are 'to die for'.

Hope I win the angelic ice cube tray in the raffle.

[ladyalex]

Hello, DT. I'm sure we all are grateful for all those raffle prizes.

[Mamyalynne]

We are as usual blessed to have all these wonderful prizes, I have my eyes on the lime green hot pants, I have very good legs.

[ladyalex]

I wouldn't mind the wrapping paper either.....you can never have enough brown wrapping paper.....so handy....

[slinky.kate]

dtcrossword where do you collect all this stuff,do you go round the bins and collect

[albaqwerty]

Evening milady and all

I have one pink and grey glove (either hand optional)
and half a tin of green beans for the raffle.

May I have a tailcock?

[ladyalex]

I didn't like to ask him, slinky, but I think he must be a 'bin-raker'

[slinky.kate]

can i book my raffle prize as well,mamya the hot pants glow in the dark,we will see tou coming a mile away

[petal54]

'evening all,sorry rather late,was detained,as it were,till given corrective meds,ate too much corn on the cob,doea play havoc!Bigs off getting tanked up,sorry fitting an oil tank.

[ladyalex]

Hello alba, lovely to see you . Thanks you so much for the raffle prizes.

The gloves sound expensive.....

[slinky.kate]

i will book the bottle of rose,its my friends favourite

[DTCwordfan]

it is the very fine network of shadies that I have, scattered across the land. I was going to offer the mobile phones of many a famous celeb, but I refrained from that as Inspector Knacker has a sudden healthy interest in those and I may face being sued by the likes of relatively unknown artistes and thespians for huge sums of money, such as 20p.

[ladyalex]

Hello petal, dear, how lovely to see you again too. Sorry to hear about Big's alcohol problem......rise above it . dear, rise above it....

Slinky, we do not 'book' the raffle prizes, it is completely the luck of the draw...Mamya and I were just musing that we particularly liked some of the prizes.

[albaqwerty]

Thank you

The glove cost an arm and a leg :D

Got some voltyvends in the oven if anyone would like some

[ladyalex]

Careful, DT......these celebs and so-called politicos are upping the stakes a bit now. "It's not all about the money, you know"

You can hide here safely away from Knacker's clutches.

[Mamyalynne]

Well hallo all later arrivals, a tray of pardiso* sits atop the buffet sideboard do help yourself.