Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Good evening everyone and welcome once again to our club.

There will be a raffle tonight as usual, so any donations will be gratefully received.
So far we have:

3 bath cubes
a pair of bedsocks (hand knitted)
a tin of Zubes
and half a clothes rope

We are privileged this evening to be welcoming a guest speaker whose talk is entitled:

“Garden Gnomes, what do they do with all the fish ?”

[slinky.kate]

i will take the fishing net with me and throw it over him

[alexanderd]

OK LadyA left a bit, right a bit, up the lefthand down path, thats it you are getting close.

[slinky.kate]

i think the fish in the moat should be tagged and colour co ordinated,

[Maydup]

Coooeee you all OK out there searching?

Mind the brambles they disguise the edges of the pond.

[alexanderd]

OK Kate, what colour would you like them?

[ladyalex]

Throw the net now, Kate, now!

[ladyalex]

Well done...got 'im!

aaaarrrgh...caught by the brambles.....

[alexanderd]

Ooh painful, Mamy prepare to be medicinal

[slinky.kate]

there you go got him round the ankles and hes fallen into the pond,i'll throw him the tyre to hang onto

[joggerjayne]

What are "Zubes" ... ?

Hang on ... I'm going to Google it.

[joggerjayne]

Oh, right ... lozenges.

[slinky.kate]

mamya he's drowning you'll need to give him the kiss of life

[ladyalex]

You're far to young JJ if you don't remember Zubes.

Help me...help me...I'm all scratched to..........
Has he got the lifebelt ?
Pull him to the edge.....

[Maydup]

He's far too slippery to keep hold off.....

[Mamyalynne]

Resussi.... recessa.... kiss o life at the ready, give him here

[ladyalex]

The tin had a Nursey on the top, just like Mamya.


Mamya! Mamya!
Lordalex needs the kiss of life.
I've done it before for him and look what happened to me......
I've got his teeth out ready for you .

[slinky.kate]

i'll grab his wallies

[ladyalex]

Always reliable, Kate

[Mamyalynne]

He seems to be reviving now, please pull his kilt down.