There was an ABer - albaqwerty
Whose mind bordered close towards dirty ☺
She wrote before thinking
Then ended up winking
She broke the limit - she's now over 30
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You may rest easy this sennight as the goodwife has threatened me with a hefty stroke of her besom, should I not return forthwith to our humble cot. I and my revolting pheasants promise to be back ere long, however.