Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

In Milady's absence may I welcome all members old and new, to an evening of chat and fun, in view of the nuptials and holiday mood, tonight's nibbles are a right royal picnic.

Guest tailcock is the 'Palace peck x' a right regal number.

For the ruffle I have :

Box of confetti
pink plastic tiara
one silk glove


Petal sends her apologies, as she is somewhat rattled after a hectic day, She has however contributed 3 silver table settings & some sherry truffles, how she got those out f the Palace I have no idea.

Mamya

[boxtops]

How are the aminals, mamya? you've not mentioned them lately, is it breeding time?

[slinky.kate]

♫god save the queen♫

[Mamyalynne]

Tailcock in a mug for Star,

altogether now ♫

[slinky.kate]

crikey i just fell over a zimmer,its getting dark in here,if mamya doesnt turn the lights on soon i will have to light my torch,

[Maydup]

God save the Queen.....

Thank you that was very patriotic....wearing the plastic tiara until its time for the draw.

[starone]

Sorry maidup, I cannot stand - that's the effect mamya's tailcocks have on me. Not only that but there is an old saying - rampant here - 'On your feet - you lose your seat' and as I have managed to bag a really comfortable one I don't intend to give it up that easily. Actually I think it might be one the dogs use. They keep looking at me a bit peculiarly and one of them actually growled but shut up when I growled back.

[DaisyNonna]

That descant was wonderful! Sent shivers up my spine. Oh no, just backed into the aspidisra. It has certain Triffid- like qualities. Ever thought of swapping it for an epiphyte?

[alexanderd]

Just wiping th tears from my eyes after that musical rendition, I wish I had recorded it to send in to Britains Got Talent

[Mamyalynne]

All animals are fine, not sure about breeding as we only have one of each, could lead to some interesting hybrids I suppose. Alfie is resting in my portmanteau as usual.

I shall light the lamps, when I find the tapers.

Mind that aspidistra, Bobby cocked his leg on it.

[slinky.kate]

i told you a lie mamya,actually i have 3 dogs with me,my codie and my exes 2,i am dogsitting tonight,ex away to a wedding(not his).i forgot their food so if there is any leftovers they will devour it.

[slinky.kate]

i would put a cactus in place of the aspidistra,serves them bloody right

[alexanderd]

Mamya why do you need Tapirs to light the lamps? Do you stand on their backs?

[Mamyalynne]

Seems cruel, but a good idea. I shall assemble a doggy bag for the woofs.

[Maydup]

Mamyalynne, where is Milady tonight? Don't tll me, still at the Palace?

[supersuezy24]

Sorry about that was setting up skype then my friend in new york rang me..Was going great till i realised i had no mic:(

Bobby apologises for weeing on the aspidata....

[boxtops]

AspiData - is that a new computer programme?

[DaisyNonna]

Doggy bags for the woofs mamya? What about the warps? They may feel jealous at being left out.

[Mamyalynne]

I am sworn to secrecy re Her Ladyships whereabouts, very hush hush.

Bobby is forgiven of course.

I am not into technology terms Boxy am sure someone will help you.

Ok more doggy bags for the warps too.

[supersuezy24]

Hahaha, just checked back and mamya said aspidistra hahah

[DaisyNonna]

Thankyou on behalf of the warps.