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Mad over fifties CLub
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The Club is now Open. (A little late again...blame the excitement over the Trooping of the Colour)
Welcome everyone!
No doubt the usual sumptuous array of delicious drinks and nibbles will appear shortly.
Tonight's raffle prizes include:
Half a tin of Mint Balls
Two pairs of socks, one blue and red, the other red and blue.
Box of bath cubes (one missing)
I have not heard the title of tonight's talk, or indeed the name of tonight's speaker, but I am sure all will be revealed later.
Welcome everyone!
No doubt the usual sumptuous array of delicious drinks and nibbles will appear shortly.
Tonight's raffle prizes include:
Half a tin of Mint Balls
Two pairs of socks, one blue and red, the other red and blue.
Box of bath cubes (one missing)
I have not heard the title of tonight's talk, or indeed the name of tonight's speaker, but I am sure all will be revealed later.
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Good evening all.......
A bottle of the finest red for your bard who will reveal his latest opus bientot.
However to things serious, the matter of the Raffle and to celebrate the Queen's Birthday/Trooping of the Colour:
* Half a Bearskin Hat
* A Half Glass of Queen’s Gin and Dubonnet
* A uncooked Haggis
* A Leaflet "How to Cure Desert Disease, aka Wandering Palms" - foreword by Prince Philip
* The James Hewitt Guide to "Understanding Prince Harry"
* A spent Light Field Gun shell
* 1 Kg of Horse Turd from the Household Cavalry, suitable for Soup Making
* A “Guide on How to Insult Folk” written by the Lord Admiral of the Queen’s Navee
* A 30% off discount voucher to Next to buy the D.of Cambridge’s dress
* Broken sword from Princve Charles
* A Japanese Bronze Chrysanthenum Medal
* Half Empty packet of Navy Full Strength nicked from the Duch of Cornwall
* A George VI used 2d Orange stamp
* A “Kiss me Quick,Kate – Will is not looking,” printed in Anglesey
* A half-eaten stick of Welsh Rock and 1lb of Scots Thistles
A bottle of the finest red for your bard who will reveal his latest opus bientot.
However to things serious, the matter of the Raffle and to celebrate the Queen's Birthday/Trooping of the Colour:
* Half a Bearskin Hat
* A Half Glass of Queen’s Gin and Dubonnet
* A uncooked Haggis
* A Leaflet "How to Cure Desert Disease, aka Wandering Palms" - foreword by Prince Philip
* The James Hewitt Guide to "Understanding Prince Harry"
* A spent Light Field Gun shell
* 1 Kg of Horse Turd from the Household Cavalry, suitable for Soup Making
* A “Guide on How to Insult Folk” written by the Lord Admiral of the Queen’s Navee
* A 30% off discount voucher to Next to buy the D.of Cambridge’s dress
* Broken sword from Princve Charles
* A Japanese Bronze Chrysanthenum Medal
* Half Empty packet of Navy Full Strength nicked from the Duch of Cornwall
* A George VI used 2d Orange stamp
* A “Kiss me Quick,Kate – Will is not looking,” printed in Anglesey
* A half-eaten stick of Welsh Rock and 1lb of Scots Thistles