Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening one and all, I am once more holding the fort due to yet another gallivany by Milady and His Ludship.

Also an absence note from TTFN as she is one more in the green swathes of the countryside (alright for some)

The usual array of delicious (though I say so myself) nibbles and drinks are laid out on the buffet sideboard in the long gallery.
This week's guest tailcock - by popular request is the 'Purple Pzazz' do remember this does stain clothing, so go steady.

For the raffle I have:
a pink Alice band
2 tins of minted mushy peas
3 bars of Camay soap
and a tin of Zambuk.

[supersuezy24]

Dare I ask what the ingredients in this cocktail are??
Oh by the way..What is Zambuk?

[Lie-in King]

Not au fait with the house rules - are we allowed nibbles?

...And if so, of what?

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Alex, hope you are well, what a good man to have sorted the moat, and great prizes too.

What is the soap? mine is Camay a bit drying for my skin.

[alexanderd]

the soap is carbolic Mamy, ideal for the hard skin removal. Purple pzazz is brill by the way

[Lie-in King]

I'm now re-attired, as I had nowhere to put my raffle tickets...

[alexanderd]

Good evening your maj, didnt like to speak while you were denuded

[Lie-in King]

Good evening alex - I was also turning into a bankrupt - frozen assets & all that...

[Mamyalynne]

Sue, you know the recipes are secret, just drink it.Zambuk is a miracle cream, cures all.

Maj, nibble whatever takes your fancy, we do not stand on ceremony , the buffet sideboard is groaning.


Oh Carbolic, my favourite.

[supersuezy24]

As long as there is no Zambuk in my pzazz haha

[Mamyalynne]

Oh no Suezy, no medicaments in the Pzazz.

Maj my earlobes are up for a nibble.

[alexanderd]

calm down matron its too early for that kind of talk

[Mamyalynne]

Sorry, these Pzazz are strong, hic!

[Lie-in King]

Right, where were we? Hmmm, lobes, eh? Do for starters... Hic!

[supersuezy24]

Are they chicken and mushroom vol au vents i see on the far table...yummy

[Lie-in King]

Vol-au-vents? Now you're talking! Sorry mamya, perhaps later...

[supersuezy24]

Garlic bread anyone??

[Mamyalynne]

Oh yes plenty voltra vons and garlic mushrooms, Falafel,Mini Melton Mowbray pies. I have some lovely pasties in the oven, soon be ready.

[Meg]

Well, lots of good looking new members, I'll drink the Zambuk, whilst I mingle.

I have a tin of carnation for the raffle.

[alexanderd]

Miss meg I never knew carnations came in tins, how quaint

[Mamyalynne]

Noooooooooooooo Meg, not for drinking, do have a tailcock instead, love Carnation on Mandarin oranges.

Have just found a family size bag of Marmite Cashews too.