Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening one and all, I am once more holding the fort due to yet another gallivany by Milady and His Ludship.

Also an absence note from TTFN as she is one more in the green swathes of the countryside (alright for some)

The usual array of delicious (though I say so myself) nibbles and drinks are laid out on the buffet sideboard in the long gallery.
This week's guest tailcock - by popular request is the 'Purple Pzazz' do remember this does stain clothing, so go steady.

For the raffle I have:
a pink Alice band
2 tins of minted mushy peas
3 bars of Camay soap
and a tin of Zambuk.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening mamya!

I wonder if I might apply for a temporary visa in order to procure a pint or seven of your marvellous tailcock? Have no fear, I have removed my clothing.

[Mamyalynne]

Well you will need to buy raffle tickets, available in the vestibule, you may get lucky. Do have a drink and make yourself comfy.

Seditz - have none of those but do have the Fennings powders.

[albaqwerty]

Good evening x

Goodly grief another galivanting by milady, milud and ttfn (there could be rumours downstairs y'know)

I'm afraid all I can offer for the raffle is half a tin of musical deodorant.

Tailcock is delishus mamya

[petal54]

glad to see you again,please excuse my abcense of late,baby bigs has a wonky knee,bigs and I have both been scanned by aliens & my parents have another dog also Tinker(cat nor fairy) to vets today

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening everyone, and welcome Maj, a long tome since you visited, there are indeed gallons of the stuff, so plenty to go round.

Clothing is of course optional.

[Mamyalynne]

Musical deodorant that is new and interesting Alba.

Petal it is always happening to you isn't it??

[Mamyalynne]

a long tome?? is that like a big buke??

[petal54]

I will be back on the cleaning roster tomorrow,I've noticed strange slime in the moat,so will try to sort that out

[albaqwerty]

Is there a guest speaker tonight mamya?

I'm averting my eyes as I blush in the sight of majesty (:p)

[Lie-in King]

If a raffle prize is required, I have some unwanted Gentleman's Relish?

[petal54]

Bigs could do with the relish,even if he's not a gent,& yes Mamya,we've not got the touch,just touched

[albaqwerty]

ugh, the moat hasn't got slimed inside 6 weeks already has it? (It might be the remains of the last guest speaker appearing) There was a weird noise from the oubliette a few weeks ago, I put it down to the aga.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh dear a little early for that 101, do calm down.

Oh relish, how lovely, I have found a loin cloth in lost property, do cover up Maj.

[petal54]

I'll have to get the ncis team in to assist!

[Lie-in King]

But I don't know where it's been...

[Mamyalynne]

I may be absent for a few minutes, must put baby Clarence to bed, back soon, hope the moat is soon deslimed and the culprit caught.

[albaqwerty]

Oh mamya, the view from my seat was rather pleasant :)

If milady is away again, I've still got the skeleton key to the wine cellar (ssssh)

[Mamyalynne]

As long as you don't involve me, there will be lots of old stock down there am sure.