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Good evening all.
Once more myself and my trusty Butler are in charge tonight.
Milady apologises, but an urgent Stravaige came available and she was unable to decline (most unlike her as declining is her best party trick).
TTFN is you guessed it Rusticating once more - however has been decent enough to send us a pretty postcard........
http://www.allthecool...ingbridge%20River.jpg
Dear All,
Having a great time Rusting here, the views across the fields are delightful and the sound of birdsong fills the air. I would of course much prefer to be with you all in the great hall supping tailcocks and listening to the howls from the bewildered next door!
Yeah right I would, bye for now be good.
TTFN ♥
Right, that is absentees sorted out.
All nibbles etc are as usual on the long table in the lesser shorter gallery, I have excelled myself with some mini steak and ale pies, which go down a treat with this weeks guest tailcock - Howfen Hoof, a local speciality which packs a punch in a very subtle manner.
For the wiffle I have :
6 pink hair curlers.
Half a bottle of Syrup of Figs.
Wooden spoon (only slightly cracked)
3 Corn plasters.
So welcome members old and new, let the jollity commence.
Mamya ♥
Once more myself and my trusty Butler are in charge tonight.
Milady apologises, but an urgent Stravaige came available and she was unable to decline (most unlike her as declining is her best party trick).
TTFN is you guessed it Rusticating once more - however has been decent enough to send us a pretty postcard........
http://www.allthecool...ingbridge%20River.jpg
Dear All,
Having a great time Rusting here, the views across the fields are delightful and the sound of birdsong fills the air. I would of course much prefer to be with you all in the great hall supping tailcocks and listening to the howls from the bewildered next door!
Yeah right I would, bye for now be good.
TTFN ♥
Right, that is absentees sorted out.
All nibbles etc are as usual on the long table in the lesser shorter gallery, I have excelled myself with some mini steak and ale pies, which go down a treat with this weeks guest tailcock - Howfen Hoof, a local speciality which packs a punch in a very subtle manner.
For the wiffle I have :
6 pink hair curlers.
Half a bottle of Syrup of Figs.
Wooden spoon (only slightly cracked)
3 Corn plasters.
So welcome members old and new, let the jollity commence.
Mamya ♥
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Good evening Mamya.
At the outset, I am perturbed that you have let a polar bear in here, particularly if it has dined one one of our fine, young Etonians yesterday. I hope that the said ursine does not sport the name Flor as the motto of the institution, "Flor-eat Etona" would be most appalling.
Anyway, one raffle batch:
Mike Tyndalls jock strap for the gals
Zara Tyndalls jodphurs for the boys
A feather from the DoC's hat, already being designed and to be sold at £300 in Top Shop.
An Edinburgh road cone from outside the Kirk
A fork and knife from the Palace of Holyrood withJames VI scored out and James I carved in over it.
An Edinburgh tramcar, indeed very rare as the locals never see one.
A copy of a Scotsman paper with the story of a *** house and suspected illegal room dividers in the Grassmarket, with the title "Council goes into look for unauthorised erections."
Two tickets, chewed and copied, for Michal Mcintyre, "The Scream" at the Edinburgh Festival.
At the outset, I am perturbed that you have let a polar bear in here, particularly if it has dined one one of our fine, young Etonians yesterday. I hope that the said ursine does not sport the name Flor as the motto of the institution, "Flor-eat Etona" would be most appalling.
Anyway, one raffle batch:
Mike Tyndalls jock strap for the gals
Zara Tyndalls jodphurs for the boys
A feather from the DoC's hat, already being designed and to be sold at £300 in Top Shop.
An Edinburgh road cone from outside the Kirk
A fork and knife from the Palace of Holyrood withJames VI scored out and James I carved in over it.
An Edinburgh tramcar, indeed very rare as the locals never see one.
A copy of a Scotsman paper with the story of a *** house and suspected illegal room dividers in the Grassmarket, with the title "Council goes into look for unauthorised erections."
Two tickets, chewed and copied, for Michal Mcintyre, "The Scream" at the Edinburgh Festival.
The AB Polar Bear never makes his bed;
He sleeps on a cake of verbal abuse instead.
He has no blanket, no slinky quilt, no kate sheet
Except the Alexander rain and snow and sleet.
He drifts about on a white ice floe
While cold Eds howl and Boxy blizzards blow
And the temperature drops to forty below.
The Polar Bear never makes his bed;
The ttfn blanket he pulls up over his head
Is lie-in kinged with soft and feathery snow.
If ever he rose and turned on the light,
He would find a world of Jogger Jayne bathtub white,
And her turds floating through the night.
Oh Shyte.
He sleeps on a cake of verbal abuse instead.
He has no blanket, no slinky quilt, no kate sheet
Except the Alexander rain and snow and sleet.
He drifts about on a white ice floe
While cold Eds howl and Boxy blizzards blow
And the temperature drops to forty below.
The Polar Bear never makes his bed;
The ttfn blanket he pulls up over his head
Is lie-in kinged with soft and feathery snow.
If ever he rose and turned on the light,
He would find a world of Jogger Jayne bathtub white,
And her turds floating through the night.
Oh Shyte.
