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Mamyalynne | 19:59 Sat 06th Aug 2011 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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Good evening all.

Once more myself and my trusty Butler are in charge tonight.

Milady apologises, but an urgent Stravaige came available and she was unable to decline (most unlike her as declining is her best party trick).

TTFN is you guessed it Rusticating once more - however has been decent enough to send us a pretty postcard........

http://www.allthecool...ingbridge%20River.jpg

Dear All,

Having a great time Rusting here, the views across the fields are delightful and the sound of birdsong fills the air. I would of course much prefer to be with you all in the great hall supping tailcocks and listening to the howls from the bewildered next door!
Yeah right I would, bye for now be good.

TTFN ♥

Right, that is absentees sorted out.

All nibbles etc are as usual on the long table in the lesser shorter gallery, I have excelled myself with some mini steak and ale pies, which go down a treat with this weeks guest tailcock - Howfen Hoof, a local speciality which packs a punch in a very subtle manner.

For the wiffle I have :

6 pink hair curlers.
Half a bottle of Syrup of Figs.
Wooden spoon (only slightly cracked)
3 Corn plasters.

So welcome members old and new, let the jollity commence.

Mamya ♥
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Behave!! Has everyone gone for a stroll??
DTcrosswordfan Good evening Mamya.

At the outset, I am perturbed that you have let a polar bear in here, particularly if it has dined one one of our fine, young Etonians yesterday. I hope that the said ursine does not sport the name Flor as the motto of the institution, "Flor-eat Etona" would be most appalling.
sorry everyone in view of the news - this is not acceptable
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We may as well stop right now, it may have been ill judged but it in no wat applauded the fact of this awful tragedy. Your point is made more than once.
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^^way
Good evening everybody. So good to be home again. We did march somewhat in the Marches. I need time to recuperate.

For the rifle I have: 2 pints of Hereford cider
1 pound of Worcester apples
1/2 pound of Double Gloucester cheese
(or was it 1pound of single Gloucester?)
Never got on with decimalisation, seems so lazy.
Please, a tailcock!
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Certainly Daisy, so glad you are home safe all that marching must be very tiring.
okey dokey,lets liven this club up a bit,another cowpat or whatever they're called would be nice,i shall stand on this chaise longue and sing for you 'lemon tree very pretty,and the lemon flower is sweet
and the fruit of the poor lemon
is impossible to eat'''
Allow me, Daisy - mamya said something about having a rest... Tch!
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A howfen Hoof coming up dear, what a lovely singing voice you have.
Oh heads up, she's back! Hello Matron!

Kinky, can I get you some more refreshment? :-)
hello'my sweet LIK,i missed you a lot this week,7 days apart is toooooo long my love.
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Now he's all a flutter, finally we may see some buttling
The pleasure is all mine your felineship. What shiny buttons you have!
P.S. I HOPE your not married,i dont want to be a scarlet wooo man
What time is the waffle drawn?
AH! Now... Erm...

Matron - I'm just off to check on the frog!
apols to the mad over 50's club - my posts didn't transcribe well! - sorry
L I K TALK TO ME?
Certainly, kinky! Hope you've been keeping well? Sorry our paths didn't cross in the week... :-)
SO'ARE YOU MARRIED??????

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