Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Good evening to all members , old and older.

There is yet again no speaker arranged for this week. (I blame the Committee).

Raffle prizes are a little thin at the moment, but no doubt will flesh out as the evening progresses.
So far we have:

A box of wafer thin mints
A roll of tissue paper (white)
Half a packet of sewing needles.

No doubt our usual array of drinks and nibbles will arrive shortly, courtesy of our dear Matron and the furry butler.


Apologies have been received from Petal who has been transported to a galaxy far, far away.
No word so far of ttfn, who has been so frequently rusticated that I fear for her colouring.

[didoatwork]

What are the membership rules to this exclusive club? It sounds interesting.

[alexanderd]

Good evening my Lady nice to have you back in harness(as it were) For the raffle I have
some kendal mint cake
A non-slp bath mat
and a tube of extra-strong mints

[boxtops]

Evening milady, watch out for the Maj in those see-through trousers :-)

[alexanderd]

didoat work(or may I call you dido?) the only rule is that you are slightly mad, dont worry about the age thing we make allowances

[slinky.kate]

good evening ma'am,its a right drech night but i have brought for the waffle
ajax(hardly used)
6 ping pong balls
6 photocopied stamps that nobody will take of my hands.
has my man arrived yet??
a nice tailcock would go down nice.

[ladyalex]

Good evening, didoatwork.
Membership rules are as stated inthe title. Mad and/or over fifty....usually proof of either is required, but we are always very flexible about membership...

Hello Alexanderd. How did you know about....?
Thank you so much for the raffle prizes. Looks like a minty theme is emerging.

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Milady, sorry to be tardy, got the zip jammed on my uniform - had to shout for help'

Yes once again Ena is being catered for in the land of Rust, alright for some. All the usual array of nibbles are arranged on the long sideboard in the short gallery (or is it the other way around?)

The tailcock of the week in Pink pep up $ a lively but stoical little number.

For thr riffle I have

2 dozen pearl shirt buttons
3 Bodkins
a tape measure (stretched)
and a skirt zip 7" (brown)

[ladyalex]

See through keks ??? These I have to see..or not, perhaps.

Evening boxtops and Kate.

Hope I win the Ajax...did he used to clean like a white tornado ?

[alexanderd]

If we are stuck for a speaker I could give a discourse on the alphabet

[didoatwork]

Alexander, please do call me Dido. I am certainly on the verge of insanity so think I probably qualify for membership. How do we buy the raffle tickets for the prize draw?

[Mamyalynne]

Remember lts of h2o for your throat Alex.

[Mamyalynne]

Available in the vestibule Dido, do have a tipple.

[didoatwork]

Good evening Lady Alex, excuse my bad manners for not saying good evening earlier.

[ladyalex]

Good evening Mamya.
Who came to your aid , I wonder ???

What marvellous prizes you have brought. Thank you.
Hope I win the tape measure. I need some extra stretch.

A pink pep up $ would go down a treat.

(That ttfn , she'll never get her colour back from that red now)

[alexanderd]

Looks like we have snared one LadyA get the direct debits out. Raffle tickets on sale in the usual place of course

[didoatwork]

Thanks Mamya

[Lie-in King]

Evening, m'lady - for now...

I have the following ROFL prizes -

tin of custard creams (they're green, so could be minty?)
brand-new combine harvester (it hasn't got a key)
a short fuse

Tailcock time, then I'll sling some coats somewhere...

[ladyalex]

Good evening DIdo and welcome to the club.

Alex, your kind offer to chant the alphabet is very welcome, but I feel that we should wait for other members to put forward suggestions...after all someone may wish to count to 1000...

[Mamyalynne]

Very slapdash approach to duties oh furry one, tut!

[alexanderd]

Have you noticed how the letters of the alphabet are always in the right order?