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Mamyalynne | 19:59 Sat 20th Aug 2011 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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Yes you have guessed it - Lady and Ludship are once more a meandering the highlands.

TTFN is once more rusting in Dorset by an unruly hedge.

The buffet table in the best drawing room is groaning with the weight of many delights, including a hand raised game pie with home made piccalilli, Garlicky mushroom voltra vons.

This week's guest tailcock is the infamous 'Leg-up' we all need one now and then.

For the riffle I bring

3 pink hairnets
Half a jar of pickled walnuts.
5 yards of knicker elastic (surplus to requirements)
pkt of Doileys

So welcome one and all, I have lit the fire - so should be nice and cosy.
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Ha! Talk of the devil...
How do you get a hare to go into a jug??
Alcoholic ginger beer....very nice:)

Hello rsvp.
nighy all
Who's caught their hair & on what?
Evening everybody. Do worry about people in hedges. What happens if they get flailed?
Could do with a reviving leg up. Just seen the Premier League Table. Realise the two Manchester teams are still to play, but my team at the top of the table? Nearly swooned there.
For the gruffalo I have:
1 tomato plant which has refused to flower
1 oleander which has done nothing for over a year
A sachet of conditioner for his beautiful pelt
can i have a leg over please
Better the devil you know
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Ah beautifying products, good addition.

I did not realise colanders grew on plants.
Kinky - behave :-))

Evening, Daisy - "Leg-Up"?
Purrlease your felineship
One for you, one for kinky...

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em before they burn through the tankards, they're lovely!
Hi Alex, care to share some voltra vons? Does the pie limp by the way or just lean to the side. Thought a raised hand meant stop.
What happened to RSVP? did we frighten her off?
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Hand raised !! and 'Leg up' I despair - I really do !!

I think I need a drink.
Lie in King - it has been a while since I was hard pressed so forgive me if I'm a little coy.
She may be in hiding with a bucket of "Leg-Up"...
There she is! :-)
whats a coy?
Not a cirl...

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