Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Yes you have guessed it - Lady and Ludship are once more a meandering the highlands.

TTFN is once more rusting in Dorset by an unruly hedge.

The buffet table in the best drawing room is groaning with the weight of many delights, including a hand raised game pie with home made piccalilli, Garlicky mushroom voltra vons.

This week's guest tailcock is the infamous 'Leg-up' we all need one now and then.

For the riffle I bring

3 pink hairnets
Half a jar of pickled walnuts.
5 yards of knicker elastic (surplus to requirements)
pkt of Doileys

So welcome one and all, I have lit the fire - so should be nice and cosy.

[Lie-in King]

rsvp - all inhibitions are free here (they're the only things that are, mind...)

[rsvp]

mamylynne - re your post of 20.18 about the hare - I haven't actually caught it but we are in negotiations - is cook able to await the outcome

[albaqwerty]

kingy, that's enough to scare even the regulars

[Lie-in King]

By which, I mean that we all pay in the end!

(sorry, matron...)

[alexanderd]

rsvp you are probably safe tonight as Her Ladyship is away but I would still advise you to sign nothing, Mamy can be very devious

[Lie-in King]

No, sh!

[Mamyalynne]

rsvp if the hare is proving elusive it may be best left until next week as the dish takes some time, In the interim please fill in this form with all your details.

[alexanderd]

told you!!!!

[rsvp]

oohhh - that sounds ominous Alexanderd.
LIK very kindly offered to look after my coat when I arrived which I thought was very thoughtful - and he has such a nice face.
Alberquerty welcomed me so nicely.
mamalynne is obviously a caring and very gracious person.
So who is -dah dah dah dah dah - Her Ladyship?
She must be a lady of great grace and refinement to have accumulated you lot.

[Lie-in King]

Run, rsvp - run like the wind!

[Lie-in King]

Too late, she's been snared...

Oh well - tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while your immune system can still cope, they're lovely!

[DaisyNonna]

a carp silly

[alexanderd]

Please rsvp, call me Alex, LadyAlex owns this fine establishment and allows us to run our club here(for a fee) Usualy she is in attendance but tonight is off in the highlands somewhere

[didoatwork]

Good evening Mamy and guests. Sorry I'm not stopping, I have to have an early night tonight. Maybe I can catch up with the tailcocks next week.

[Mamyalynne]

We can do you a carry out dido xxx

[albaqwerty]

Her ladyship runs a very tight ship but is generous to a fault.

Should those tailcocks be giving off that amount of steam?

[alexanderd]

Hello and Goodbye Dido

[Lie-in King]

Matron - I have taken the liberty of providing several pairs of binoculars for the viewing of an "International Space Station" that will be passing overhead shortly.

One can only hope that's all they're used for...

[didoatwork]

Oh Mamy you really are too generous. Thank you and good night all

[Lie-in King]

(don't type what you're thinking, don't, don't...)