Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Yes you have guessed it - Lady and Ludship are once more a meandering the highlands.

TTFN is once more rusting in Dorset by an unruly hedge.

The buffet table in the best drawing room is groaning with the weight of many delights, including a hand raised game pie with home made piccalilli, Garlicky mushroom voltra vons.

This week's guest tailcock is the infamous 'Leg-up' we all need one now and then.

For the riffle I bring

3 pink hairnets
Half a jar of pickled walnuts.
5 yards of knicker elastic (surplus to requirements)
pkt of Doileys

So welcome one and all, I have lit the fire - so should be nice and cosy.

[alexanderd]

Lapping it up, what has she spilt

[albaqwerty]

He's fickle kate :)

Alex, on the other hand, is a true gentleman. He fixed the puncture on my fenny-parthing a few weeks ago.

[DTCwordfan]

I hate to think what emission ^^^^

[Lie-in King]

(oh gawd...)

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while they haven't got Matron's "special medicine" in 'em, they're lovely!

[Mamyalynne]

Dt, but as Matron I must have the Magic spell of removal in case of emergencies you understand.

[rsvp]

does this mean we can never be LIK?

[Lie-in King]

...And no doubt helped you mount up afterwards, alba...

Hmmm, "gentleman" indeed

[alexanderd]

Your Maj it looks like your reputation precedes you, and there is someting quite nasty trailing behind you as well

[vallaw]

Good evening august beings. May I ask if there is a waiting list for membership and if so how may I append my monicker?

[slinky.kate]

i think its her inhibitions,is that the right word alex,god these leg ups are strong

[Mamyalynne]

His tail always gets him into bother.

[Lie-in King]

(gulp...)

Never say never, rs - looks as though kinky's fallen for alex's highly dubious charms...

[albaqwerty]

He did give me a leg-up kingy :)

Evening vallaw. Grab a tail-cock, they're delishhic...excuse me

[alexanderd]

Vallaw, come in and welcome. As you are here you naturally qualify for membership( you must be mad)

[DTCwordfan]

Whatever Damage May Be Female Dealt
Even If The RSVP, Raises A Welt
I Was Safe, As I Prayerfully Knelt
Wearing Mamya's Sacred Chastity Belt
(A Guardian Of AB Wealth)

My Allegorical, Armor-Undergarment
My Over-The-Top, AlexanderEd Sergeant
As Maid, Or Matron Mamya’s Metal-Armament
Will Prevent Any Tarnish – Intent
As Virtue, Stays Bound Unsullied and Unbent …

Un-Penetrated
Precious Token
Only In AB Holy Love
Will This Lock Open …

My Modern Day Chastity Belt

Lie-In King's thoughts..........

[slinky.kate]

vallaw your allowed in as long as you dont mess with lik

[Mamyalynne]

Vallaw just fill in a form from the vestibule table, including all bank details and you are in. Would you like some game pie - the jugged hare is off.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, Miss Vallaw - allow me to hide your coat, give you a "Leg-Up" & show you to the buffet table...

[Lie-in King]

(...Oh & DON'T sign anything!!)

[vallaw]

Think I'm a little behind in the tailcocks stakes. And all I can offer for the shuffle is a basket of hazelnuts from my tree - only slightly cracked