Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Yes you have guessed it - Lady and Ludship are once more a meandering the highlands.

TTFN is once more rusting in Dorset by an unruly hedge.

The buffet table in the best drawing room is groaning with the weight of many delights, including a hand raised game pie with home made piccalilli, Garlicky mushroom voltra vons.

This week's guest tailcock is the infamous 'Leg-up' we all need one now and then.

For the riffle I bring

3 pink hairnets
Half a jar of pickled walnuts.
5 yards of knicker elastic (surplus to requirements)
pkt of Doileys

So welcome one and all, I have lit the fire - so should be nice and cosy.

[Lie-in King]

Thank you again, DT! :-))

[Lie-in King]

"Slightly cracked" fits right in here...

[DaisyNonna]

Hi Vallaw. Welcome. Just make sure that your claws are sharp, your whiskers attuned and yor tail is high. Purring is optional. Being alert to vermin is essential.

[DTCwordfan]

Chastity Belts are a challenge for rich Verse pickings.........

[DTCwordfan]

Whats your madness type of perversion Vallaw that brings you here?

[Lie-in King]

May I remind the guests that rofl tickets are available from any of the licensed sellers wandering the grounds...

[vallaw]

Cruel cruciverbalism has me in its clutches

[albaqwerty]

I'm going back to the cloakroom, we've run out of binger geer.

[Lie-in King]

...Essentially, if we don't sell enough, m'lady will be a tad miffed upon her return & she always finds her special toolbox, no matter where it's hidden...

[vallaw]

I brought a pask of flunch - would you like to try some?

[Lie-in King]

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while they're legal, they're lovely!

[DaisyNonna]

DT, Man City melts

[Lie-in King]

Where on earth is Matron? I'm buttlin' me behind off here & I still haven't checked on the frog...

[DTCwordfan]

should try crostic cruciverbalism then if you want a challenege - bit like here on a Sat evening!

[alexanderd]

As LadyA is not here tonight who is fiddl, (sorry) drawing the raffle

[vallaw]

Never tried a crostic - not too keen on Italian grub.

[DTCwordfan]

I really think that Man City do not want to get into Lie-In King's belt - and the feeling I guess may be mutual.

However, I may be wrong on this, Nonna....

[Mamyalynne]

It is alright Maj, the frog is still on his hook , checked when I went to water the aspidistra.

[Lie-in King]

Alex, that'll be Matron - if she can be found - Mwahahahaha!

Sorry, not sure what came over me...

[DaisyNonna]

Very well Puss Puss. Anything to make you purr. One leg up please. No roaring.