Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening every one, sorry to be a little late in opening up, but Garfield the handyman had changed the code on the Portcullis and failed to tell me the new one - in truth I think he was distracted by the new fangled tellyvisual box he now has in his lean to at the side of the old stables.

Firstly absences :
MyLud and Lady are still in the land of large dentures.

TTFN is resting/rusting in rural climes (may pop by if the compost has kept the generator going)

Alexanderd is off to a speech at the dolls hospital or something along those lines.

This weeks guest Tailcock is the Rhodfryx a touch Welsh and a bit camp, very fresh and a perfect companion to my Lamb Tagine which bubbles on the Aga, To go with this there are warm flatbreads and a vegetable Pilaf.

For those requiring a lighter bite, there are the usual tasty nibbles as well as the best wines I could sneak out of the cellar. Please ask the Butler if you need refills or any other assistance (within the bounds of decency of course).

For the rufflet I have :

Book of Birds of Eastern Europe
A 10 shilling note
Pine Loo rim block refill
bag of green wine gums

So settle in and get snug.

Mamya ♥

[Lie-in King]

"Time", as they say, "out"!

DT- rofl at "housemouse cheese" - irie! :-)

[polar-bear]

Hello All, Just a quick visit tonight. I like the sound of this week's tailcock. Have been to a party for those of a certain age. I won the quiz. It was a bit unfair really. The clincher question was " is it true that polar bears are left-handed" Cheers.

[boxtops]

Oooh, I goofed, your buttleship, grovelling all round tonight (I'll pretend I'm looking for my contact len).

[DaisyNonna]

Thankyou soooo much for the tailcock your felineship but you won't get much for the late sixties duffel coat.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh PB a winner, how very apposite that question came up - do have a Rhodfryx, they are lovely.

[Mamyalynne]

Time out?? are you off somewhere??

[DTCwordfan]

be careful, polar bear, if you are left-handed and dine with a Chinese family (or business event).............

[Lie-in King]

Not yet, Matron - merely thanking DT for the laugh in between cries of -

Tailcocks, tailcocks, get 'em while the Prommers are standing still, they're lovely!

[giveup]

Nice work DTc. I am still so excited about my near miss on Lotto that I am donating two bottles of Sloe Gin to mix with the Tailcocks. It will lubricate our vocal Chords for when we join in with Land of Hope and Glory.

[Mamyalynne]

Wondered if your clock had advanced to an hour later than we negotiated,

[Lie-in King]

Apologies, Miss bear, I didn't see you, for I suspect you had your paw over your nose while standing in front of m'lady's newly-painted entirely white wall?

Tailcock?

[DTCwordfan]

Oh I thought it was Land of Soap and Tory.....

[giveup]

Sing what you like as long as you sing in tune.

[Lie-in King]

Miss Daisy - Miss petal assures me that "there's dosh to be had" upon ebay for certain types of outerwear. She is apparently selling a "Bigs"...

[DTCwordfan]

alternatives include Land of Grope and Whorey

[Mamyalynne]

Is that like a great coat?

[polar-bear]

Actually it is Mrs Bear, Lion King. You were right about my paw. It was my left forepaw. I have a tail cock in the other three!.

[Lie-in King]

Well, we seem to be missing a toggle or two.

From the coat.

Tailcocks, tailcocks, get 'em while I go & check on the frog, they're lovely!

[giveup]

Matron, I went to the lean-to to have a quick word with Garfield but he seems to have disappeared along with some of the guests coats.Do you think we had better warn E-bay.

[Lie-in King]

My humble apologies, Mrs Bear. I am guilty of a "Miss" understanding.

(comedy gold, I tell you. I'm wasted here, wasted...)

That was not your other cousin, Miss giveup - that Miss & I have an understanding.