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Mamyalynne | 20:03 Sat 10th Sep 2011 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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Good evening every one, sorry to be a little late in opening up, but Garfield the handyman had changed the code on the Portcullis and failed to tell me the new one - in truth I think he was distracted by the new fangled tellyvisual box he now has in his lean to at the side of the old stables.

Firstly absences :
MyLud and Lady are still in the land of large dentures.

TTFN is resting/rusting in rural climes (may pop by if the compost has kept the generator going)

Alexanderd is off to a speech at the dolls hospital or something along those lines.

This weeks guest Tailcock is the Rhodfryx a touch Welsh and a bit camp, very fresh and a perfect companion to my Lamb Tagine which bubbles on the Aga, To go with this there are warm flatbreads and a vegetable Pilaf.

For those requiring a lighter bite, there are the usual tasty nibbles as well as the best wines I could sneak out of the cellar. Please ask the Butler if you need refills or any other assistance (within the bounds of decency of course).

For the rufflet I have :

Book of Birds of Eastern Europe
A 10 shilling note
Pine Loo rim block refill
bag of green wine gums

So settle in and get snug.

Mamya ♥
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I doubt it, he is a bit of a hoarder I know where they will be, he grew up in the war you know.
Sigh.

Most amusing, Matron. Have another drinky-winky, do.

May I remind guests to purchase their rofl tickets in good time for the scam.

..The DRAW, I mean the DRAW!
Poor Garfield, I wonder whether he could be helped by joining his local branch of "The Bewildered Society". I have found them a great help (when I can find them)
well this Last Tight of the Dommes is proving to be a bit of the proverbial "Curates Egg"


The bishop says, "I'm afraid you've got a bad egg, Mr Jones." The curate replies, "Oh, no, my Lord, I assure you that parts of it are excellent!"
Lang Lang being brilliant and the rest a bit of a Moat yawn.......have the peasants gone home yet?
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Don't have to look far for the bewildered giveup, they live next door.
Land of Dope and Tory
Agreed DT, though even on one's favourite album, there'll be a track you don't enjoy as much as the others...
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I'll drink to that Daisy, Butler!! More drinks please.
Sound like my neighbours Matron.
Bit serious for this thread!

Tailcocks, tailcocks, get 'em before they start "Climb Every Mountain", they're lovely!
Earplugs, Matron?

Please.
I hear "Dick Smegg" is making a secondary "solo" performance to sing Land of Dope and Tory.
Who bewitched them? Are they bovvered? No wonder they're bewildered.
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I think it may be ruffle time, this weeks tickets are number buff.
As indeed am I, Miss...

Was that a forlorn cry for a refill? Allow me :-)
Ah, the prime number!
Have I missed the draw, I'm hoping for the wine gums or the Soir de Paris . My Ball Gown has a distinct aroma of mothballs so a good squirt of perfume might help alleviate the problem.
Quick Your Purrship another tailcock before I lose again
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Winning colours are :

33
41
87
95
62
17
53
71
44
13

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