Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


Hello, good evening and welcome to all our members.

(Hasn't David Frost been putting himself about on TV lately ?)

Do draw up to the fire and get cosy for tonight's club.

After the great success of the talk 'Knitting patterns through the ages', the Committee tried to engage the same speaker to give the companion talk 'Crotchet patterns I have loved ' but sadly, she said that she was tied up. So, unless any members feel they can step into the breach, I am afraid we will have to forgo our talk tonight.

For the raffle so far I have

A bottle of Sanatogen
Six oranges
Two tubes of Polo mints
and three knitting needles sizes 10, 8 and 7.

[Mamyalynne]

The Chilli is ready, and flatbreads.

[humbersloop]

We depart with thanks and best wishes.

Although there may be an undignified scuffle amongst some animals on the moat...

[ladyalex]

Hi PB. How's the ice berg ?

[polar-bear]

Hello Milady. The iceberg is fine thank you. It is moored in the Medway. I am thinking of opening it to the public. £1 to get on it; £5 to get off.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, miss bear - I have your flagon of Moondrop all ready for you...

[Lie-in King]

Good night, miss humbersloop - safe journey :-)

[DTCwordfan]

It will, no doubt, PB, make excellent glacon for her Maj's Gin & Dubonnet when she drifts down the Thames with her orchestra, citizens of the realm at the ready on terra firma or Viking ships, fireworks ablazing...

[BigMac]

Just a flying visit tonight - suffering from 6-nations induced insobriety; how will I cope with Twickers next week?

Reminder:
Lord Finchley tried to mend the Electric Light
Himself. It struck him dead: And serve him right!
It is the business of the wealthy man
To give employment to the artisan.

No tailcock tonight, thanks L-i-K, nor any need to mind my coat.

Have a good evening all.

[polar-bear]

Thank you your Maj.

[Psybbo]

good evening ladyalex and all, a short thirsty visit.

[polar-bear]

Hello DT. Lets hope it she doesn't hit it. I'm still hoping to be in the Birthday honours list

[Lie-in King]

Thank you for the 'heads-up' sir, much appreciated...

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, miss sibton - thirsty is as tailcocks fix - your flagon, miss

[Mamyalynne]

No takers for the Chilli, soon be footy time.

[Psybbo]

Oh thankyou Lie-in-King, much needed

[Lie-in King]

Thank you for the reminder, Matron - I shall hasten to warm up the television...

Perhaps a large bowl of chilli and several spoons could be placed in the TV lounge?

[Mamyalynne]

Certainly , a shame to let it spoil.

[ladyalex]

Bye Humbersloop
Hello SIbton and Big Mac.

DT...did you know that the southern Shetland Up Helly A was last night.
Missed it again. Darn.
All those Vikings gone to waste.

[BigMac]

To cheer up all my Caledonian friends... .... ... ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YdkolAEHj4

[nungate]

Have I missed it again, Milady? I'm rather partial to a viking though I doubt I could manage a whole one these days...............