Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


Welcome one and all .

So far we do not seem to have any raffle prizes, but I am sure that that state of affairs will be remedied soon.


I am happy to report that I have almost completely recovered from my indisposition of last week.

Unfortunately, a dodgy meal out last night has had consequences, so my appearances tonight may be somewhat sporadic....possibly even spasmodic....

Hope indispositions don't come in threes...

[DTCwordfan]

BoIIox for that

[ladyalex]

Glad to be of assistance , DT. Do let us know when you win.

Here's a starter:

DT crosswordfan is a poet of great note and merit
Whose talents in rhyming he did maybe inherit
He spent some time near the silvery Tay
Which will be remembered for a very long day
At least it will by him
But by whoever else I cannot say.

[flump1]

Good Evening Lady Alex, let's hope your discomfort passes soon.
LiK, my poncho is draped over there somewhere >>>>>> and I would love a Super Nova.
Good evening all friends and fellow guests, hope you are all well. I fully expected to see a toblerone bar for the waffle, ummmmm . I have just bought a trio of odd knitting needles, and a needle in a haystack. I will await my flagon.

[Jumbo747]

Excellent DT, you obviously have not 'gone for a burton' (nor have you been resoundly beaten I trust - see to-day's footie results)

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, miss Daisy - your bucket of tailcock...

[ladyalex]

We signed a confidentiality agreement on entry to the hostelry, DT...perhaps that should have made us suspicious....

Hello Daisy and flump. It is nice to see you again and thanks for the prizes.

[DTCwordfan]

I see you may indeed be in need of the national suicide line good Jumbo. If so, Tel [phone].

[ladyalex]

You can commit suicide by phone now ?

How does that work ?
Do they blow a really loud whistle down the line at you ?
Can't see that catching on , myself.

[Lie-in King]

Ah good evening, miss flump - an excellent job of sneaking in when my back was turned, miss!

Your poncho is draped no more, but has been hidden with a remarkable degree of skill... Your flagon of Super Nova.

[DTCwordfan]

They just give you the Bill, milady.

[Lie-in King]

Is the phone line catching on yourself again, m'lady? Perhaps a regular tailcock now?..

[Jumbo747]

On the contrary DT, the Brewers are mathematically assured of a place in the Second Division next year (so my youngers and betters tell me)

[ladyalex]

Sending the Bill would do it, DT.

LiK...I'll cut your mane off if you keep this up.

[Mamyalynne]

Big scissors Milady?

[ladyalex]

Thank you , Mamya. Let's just keep them handy...

[Lie-in King]

Eek.

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while they're sparkling & fizzy & bubbly, they're lovely!

[nungate]

Good evening to all, I am sorry to hear of your indispostion Milady, I've heard that a drink consisting of two parts of port to one part brandy can be efficacious in cases such as yours but if you have forsworn the alcohol this might not be of any help. I am accompanied by the alpaca again this evening, and have parked him in the llama's usual stall.

[ladyalex]

Hello, nungate. Thank you for the kind advice. I may try that sovereign remedy before I retire , but for the moment I am remaining TT.
I can recommend the weeny novas, though . Very refreshing and illuminating.

[DaisyNonna]

Many thanks Your felineship. Have missed your ministrations. Please take care of my broomstick, it is due for its MOT. (Magic Outdoors Trial) He is feeling a little apprehensive. My cloak would appreciate being gently tucked up. I just know you will understand.

[DTCwordfan]

I presume that the Llama is resting after running in the Castle National, nungate. I had no idea your jockey was one Al Paca.