Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


Welcome one and all, old and older, mad and madder to our delightful club.

We have been experiencing some difficulties here at the Club HQ with the electrical apparatus , notably the light switches. The only explanation given so far by the electrical tradesman is 'gremlins'.
Consequently, members are warned to be very careful with water this week.


So far for the raffle we have :

1 sporran (badger head still relatively intact)
4 brass buttons (in need of polish)
a tube of fruit gums (only orange ones )

[Mamyalynne]

Night Tony and Pepe le Poo

[excelsior-1]

mamya. how much vat? i thought these evenings were tax free

good night tony .. till next time

[Mamyalynne]

A big un.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, miss humbersloop - just in time for the rofl! Your flagon, miss...

...I fear the otter has pulled a fast one - the table has a debit card buy-in tonight...

[humbersloop]

Is there such a thing L-i-K?

[excelsior-1]

water otter.. that's a kettle isn't it?

[Mamyalynne]

Yes a Yorkshire samovar.

[ladyalex]

Good night tony and hello humber


Tax free...are you insane ?

[Lie-in King]

As I was informed by the croc - "Dem's da rules!" He has taken to adopting strange accents & voices of late.

I chose not to argue the point as it is his table...

[flump1]

Goodnight tony, take care. The poncho will be fine, it doesn't hurt to flummox it now and again. It will sleep soundly tonight. I have tried the volly yonts, ,I am sure there is a hint of tripe in them . A bucket of zoom whilst the riffle is pending please.

[DaisyNonna]

Sorry excel but the raccoon was unable to speak without hiccups. Difficult to understand. Indigestion?

[DTCwordfan]

yes, this zoom could be put in the garden hose so that it is permanently on tap - an excellent selection of alcoholic substances in there tonight, mamya

[Lie-in King]

One bucket of Zoom, miss flump...

M'lady, I fear we shall have to order more buckets for next week as the flagons seem to have gone out of fashion.

[humbersloop]

I see. Well, the debit cards are in safe paws at least.

What's that faint whiff in the air?

[Mamyalynne]

I am sure we can get a good price if we buy in bulk.

[excelsior-1]

dammit! i told him to lay off the old-spice.

sorry daisy, he gets carried away sometimes

[Mamyalynne]

Essence of skunk Humber, sorry about that.

[starone]

Besides, which Lie-in King, it doesn't do to argue with crocs, they have very big teeth. Even the mild ones have been known to snap now and then.

[nungate]

I always bring my own bucket .................it appears to be empty ......

[DTCwordfan]

Lady A will pale at the prospect.....