Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening everyone - as her Ladyship is otherwise engaged, it falls to me to welcome you here tonight. A slight upturn in the weather has prompted a most summery buffet with an assortment of crustless sandwiches, various fillings to suit all tastes too. Voltra vons it goes without saying also make an appearance....for dessert Strawberries loom large, a wonderful Pavlova with lashings of cream and of course the more simple Strawberry and cream combo for the less adventurous, A large flagon of spiced Pimms for a refreshing boost and a brand new Tailcock - the Murray, a well practised recipe showing signs of improvement , may well develop fully soon but still drinkable in it's immature state.

For the Rofl

6metres of netting
White line paint
3 shuttlecocks (bald)
7 Croquet hoops ( never was any good at sport)


Apologies already in from Excel

although i'll not be at tonight's MOFC (as previously stated) because of the early night i must have - on account of tomorrow.
i would still like to donate some prizes for the blaffle.

so i have sent to the manor - via courier - the following:-

my recently expired car tax disc
a klingon-english dictionary
the dressing from my arm, used after i gave blood last week
dvd of 'the shawshank redemption' (i had two)
used question sheets from my last quiz night.

hope the evening goes well, and give my regards to all attendees, please.

So settle in and have a natter.

[Lie-in King]

Miss Daisy - he is indeed easily lead - nowhere near gold, at any rate...

[lady-janine]

ood evening everyone. so glad that all are here, having walked, run, ridden or paddled their way.

i have parked the two rabbit coachmen behind the barn and hope that i may join you forthwith or without, as the case may eb.

i have on offer for the ruffi:
watering can with only small hole in the bottom;
parking ticket for truro dated 07.06.12;
5 unmatched coasters given by various firms;
nearly out of ink ball point pen.

tailcock sounds splended. please may i partake?

[tonyav]

I will now have to say goodnight to one and all, as I now have to go and collect No2 daughter from her place of employment, so goodnight. x

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Lady J

Night Tony, song will be played

[Lie-in King]

Good evening miss...er...lady-j, a flagon of Matron's Murray, miss.

I have to report that the rabbits have joined the croc's card game...

[sunny-dave]

Attenshun - Le gentry est arrivee

"hands off err and on with socks" as I believe the troopers would have it.

Good Evenening Lady J

[Lie-in King]

Good night Mr tony, safe journey :-)

[DTCwordfan]

it has a certain "je ne sais quoi" to the mix, Lady J, of some dubious Scottish origin and it's certainly not tony's tonic........nungate's llama milk perhaps? She's been on Arthur's Seat.

[DTCwordfan]

Good night Mr Saab and Copper Pipe welder

[flump1]

Goodnight Tony take care x

[DaisyNonna]

Night Tony.

[sunny-dave]

Good Night Mr Tony - drive safely

[Lie-in King]

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while there's a deuced lot left, they're lovely!

[DaisyNonna]

Are you sure that tailcock is a Murray? How about a Marray to celebrate his Doubles win?

[DTCwordfan]

just tip some Barnsley gin in, me thinks.....

[sunny-dave]

I'll have a double please Mr King - and a swede-onna-stick

[Mamyalynne]

Maybe another week Daisy - I had run out of 'A' when doing the recipe.

[nungate]

Good evening to all here assembled. Sorry to be late had to break out the trireme - difficult to find a good crew of oarsmen at present as they seem to be in training for some sort of competition later this month..................
DT I see you are accusing me of being on Arthur's seat again! May I state for the record I have been nowhere near Arthur's seat in a very long time, though I will confess to being Deacon Brodies............

[Mamyalynne]

You are quite partial to the brassica lollipops Dave, are you Scandinavian?

[nungate]

BTW is it alright to have anchored the trireme in the moat Mama? The crew have been warned not to venture near the croc