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Mamyalynne | 20:00 Sat 07th Jul 2012 | Quizzes & Puzzles

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Good evening everyone - as her Ladyship is otherwise engaged, it falls to me to welcome you here tonight. A slight upturn in the weather has prompted a most summery buffet with an assortment of crustless sandwiches, various fillings to suit all tastes too. Voltra vons it goes without saying also make an appearance....for dessert Strawberries loom large, a wonderful Pavlova with lashings of cream and of course the more simple Strawberry and cream combo for the less adventurous, A large flagon of spiced Pimms for a refreshing boost and a brand new Tailcock - the Murray, a well practised recipe showing signs of improvement , may well develop fully soon but still drinkable in it's immature state.

For the Rofl

6metres of netting
White line paint
3 shuttlecocks (bald)
7 Croquet hoops ( never was any good at sport)

Apologies already in from Excel

although i'll not be at tonight's MOFC (as previously stated) because of the early night i must have - on account of tomorrow.
i would still like to donate some prizes for the blaffle.

so i have sent to the manor - via courier - the following:-

my recently expired car tax disc
a klingon-english dictionary
the dressing from my arm, used after i gave blood last week
dvd of 'the shawshank redemption' (i had two)
used question sheets from my last quiz night.

hope the evening goes well, and give my regards to all attendees, please.

So settle in and have a natter.

Local Cryptic

Sat DT 26912

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Mamyalynne

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Hello Ningate, now you wouldn't get me on the water.

DaisyNonna

Set for another tailcock LIK. You game? Probably not a match, sadly.

Lie-in King

Good evening Miss nungate - your bucket of tailcock.

Mr dave, a large flagon for you & if you would care to avail yourself of the buffet, Matron has supplied a wide variety of comestibles...

lady-janine

thank you all for your kind greetings. do hope the rabbits are safe and not fornicating again. very bad habit of theirs. i have been trying to break them of it.

DT - were you aware there is a llama farmer at longdowns. he has quite a lot of them including crias. most days you can see them from the road.

sunny-dave

I have an IKEA lampshade which I believe entitles me to play hopscotch for Latvia

nungate

many thanks, Majestic one. It has been a difficult journey, the "driver" lost the beat and the rowers got in a right fankle, but I made it nonetheless

Mamyalynne

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That will explain you predilection for the veg then.

Lie-in King

puff, pant

A fresh Murray, Miss Daisy...

Miss nungate - the trireme is quite safe, however it appears to be empty. May I ask if the crew consists of creatures that enjoy a flutter? The croc's den seems to be quite lively at the moment...

Mamyalynne

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A rower with a fankle?? does he require a rub down??

nungate

I think a little taste of the lash might be necessary, they were told to remain on board I suppose an example must be made of the ringleaders purely "pour encourager les autres".............

nungate

He may need his fankle attended to later Mama

Mamyalynne

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Now has everyone got their Rofl tickets, soon be time for the dig draw, I have my eye on last nights quiz sheets and the calendula cream.

DaisyNonna

FRESH? He should keep his advances for tomorrow. Will cherish the thought however. Cheers!

Mamyalynne

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I shall make sure I have my fankle fettling kit to hand Nungate.