Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Welcome once again to the Mad over Fifties Club for a night of unalloyed pleasure.
No doubt there will be at least one ode, lots of delicious comestibles and sufficient alcohol to float a battleship.
And that's before we get on to the excellent conversation , witty repartee and the holy grail of all club events, the drawing of the raffle.

Tonight's prizes so far include:


two rain mates (pink spotty ones)
a packet of Fishermen's Friends
a pair of flip flops, one orange, one green (totally non-sectarian )
and
a loofah

[ladyalex]

What did the llama put in the vice, nungate ?

[nungate]

Shall we leave it with the fact he will not be singing bass again any time soon......................

[ethandron]

Just as a serious aside, angharad Rees has died from pancreatic cancer, it was just on the news. What a shame, I really liked her :(

[Lie-in King]

I confess to general confusion...

I see that miss ethandron has stayed after all - would you care for a bucket of tailcock instead, miss?

More Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee for m'lady...

It would seem that zebras can change their spots - he is organising a game of Monopoly with real banknotes, miss nungate - perhaps another bucket to take the edge off the shock?

[DaisyNonna]

Many thanks your felineship. You seem to have the knack of creating happy friendship groups. The cloak is called Pally. From Rome I think. Bit of a language problem. Oh dear, think I have quaffed the Eeeeeee.

[nungate]

faint......

it had better not be my money.........where's me purse?

[ladyalex]

ooh nasty, nungate....

[lady-janine]

good evening everyone. i do hope i am not too late to join in this evenings festivities.

i can bring for the ryffel:
used parking ticket for 3 hrs for truro - last thursday
large box of matches with at least 8 good matches left
bowl of bulbs - mostly daffs - ready for planting
bunch of flowers from the garden -mostly wild ones (but very pretty)
beetroot thinnings (very tasty) also from thegarden.

i do hope that you feel that i can park the emu and enter.

[Lie-in King]

Never fear, miss Daisy - more Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee in your flagon...

The language barrier is no problem since I discovered a Universal Translator under the sofa (I think Mr excel might have dropped it...)

[ladyalex]

Hello Lady Janine, of course you are not too late.
Does the Emu enjoy a game of monopoly ?

[excelsior-1]

there it is!
been looking for that all week.

[Psybbo]

Whispers, may I have a top up. please

[Lie-in King]

Good evening to you, miss...er...lady-j, not too late at all! Would you care to partake of Matron's tailcock? It is Eeeeeeeeeeeeee in a flagon, miss...er...lady-j.

The emu has been warmly welcomed into the croc's den & has joined the game - he is the little hat...

[DaisyNonna]

Monopoly? The sooner we get out of Europe the better. New Zealand butter, New Zealand men, Australian men, Canadian men, oops, just include all the Commonwealth.

[nungate]

Hello Sibton, glad to see the return of Alfie - I'd love a schnautzer but with four cats, 2 hedeghogs, a frog, a goldfish and a very brave mouse who ventures into our garden it's not possible at the moment

[Lie-in King]

puff, pant

Refills for miss sibton & mr excel - sir, please don't tug at the translator, you'll have the wiring out of the wall...

[excelsior-1]

telll you what ..
add it to the prize bundle - i'll get another one.

[ladyalex]

tug the translator ?
That's not a euphemisn is it ?

I'm boggling....

[lady-janine]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - tail cock would be most welcome lik. emu will be most happy. bit of a bad loser though i must admit. i fear even croc will have problems. he has been known to attack all manner of people.

(whispers "even revered tv people").

[nungate]

Ooh Daisy, all those men! I hope we won't have to put bromide in your tailcock............. ;-o