Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening all - Milady is indisposed this evening , I have taken up restorative beef tea and the Dulux colour chart (pastels only) for her and will check on progress later.

So it falls to me to open proceedings, without the help of Danny Boyle I will do my best.

The buffet is divided into five continental sections , so there should be something for all - from Borscht to Sushi and Snags to Hotpot......this week I have made a huge cauldron of tonight's tailcock.....Flamin' eck.. a surprising and uplifting brew with a lovely copper colour.

For the Rofl:

A Javelin (blunt)
Dizzee Rascal's signed baseball cap
Mr Bean's Hanky
Sir Simon Rattles Rattle
Model helicopter

So let us gather and have a good chat, there may be fireworks later, if I can get a leg up to the ramparts.

[Mamyalynne]

Certainly Tony a very good choice too.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening Mr tony - your bucket, sir.

There must be some plumbing needs doing, mutter mutter

[tonyav]

Glad you like it your matronship.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh I do, one that takes me back a while, happy dancing days.

[tonyav]

Thank you for my bucket maj ( must hide somewhere in case he finds me some work ).

[slinky.kate]

matron can we have a mini olympics tonight,i can yodel very loud and drink a bottle of water holding my nose.(at differant times)

[tonyav]

Same here mamya, which dancing establishments did you frequent ?

[Mamyalynne]

Oh party game Olympics, sounds good -- I can balance beer mats on my nose (no rude comments please)

[flump1]

Good evening one and all, how good to be back. I have stabled the old nag and I would like a flagon of the tailcock Flamin' eck to be going on with while I unload wiffle prizes.
Tonight I have a duraglit wadding sponge thing
a tub of gobstoppers
and one of Dennis Healeys' eyebrow hairs. ( won in a previous wiffle )

[Mamyalynne]

Tony, only the ones in and around my home town of Bolton, and my bedroom of course. My youngest brothers second home was either the twisted wheel or Wigan casino

[Lie-in King]

A very good evening to you Miss flump - your flagon of Flamin' eck. A trifle warm for a poncho lately, no?

Which is of course better than a warm trifle for a poncho...

[Mamyalynne]

I welcome you Flump, what a selection we have for the rofl

[tonyav]

The twisted wheel was just a little bit before my time mamya, but i may have bumped into your brothers in the Casino ( not literally I hope ).

[Mamyalynne]

quite possibly yes.

[Lie-in King]

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while they're Flamin', they're lovely!

[excelsior-1]

good evening everybody, i've had a long day but it's good to come here and unwind.

if i may be permitted to enter (after wiping my feet) i shall hand over my offerings for tonights' laffal:-

two champagne corks
my nudie pic of sam fox
seventeen bullet casings (.22 calibre)
a copy of a wordsearch i've just devised for my company newsletter
four stick-insects
the car headlight bulb that i had to replace today.

i'm looking forward to tasting the flamin' eck.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening Mr excel - then taste it you shall! One flagon, sir...

Do the stick insects play cards at all?..

[gness]

Good evening all.

I have three offerings for the rifl:

One pre sliced, unpeeled banana.
The piece of frozen pizza that flew off when I bashed it on the sink.
The poem I wrote for Tony when I thought he had gone under a bus.

May I please have my bucket of tailcock to take under the settle.

The buffet looks delicious.

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Excel, could I kindly ask that the stick insects be left outside with the spider, they may get confusing if left near the Oriental section of the buffet.

[tonyav]

What time is the Rofl being fiddled, oh sorry I mean drawn as I will have to leave at about 9.30 to do my fatherly duties and pick up No2 daughter from her place of employment ( I really want that Dizzee Rascals signed baseball hat ).