Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening all - Milady is indisposed this evening , I have taken up restorative beef tea and the Dulux colour chart (pastels only) for her and will check on progress later.

So it falls to me to open proceedings, without the help of Danny Boyle I will do my best.

The buffet is divided into five continental sections , so there should be something for all - from Borscht to Sushi and Snags to Hotpot......this week I have made a huge cauldron of tonight's tailcock.....Flamin' eck.. a surprising and uplifting brew with a lovely copper colour.

For the Rofl:

A Javelin (blunt)
Dizzee Rascal's signed baseball cap
Mr Bean's Hanky
Sir Simon Rattles Rattle
Model helicopter

So let us gather and have a good chat, there may be fireworks later, if I can get a leg up to the ramparts.

[excelsior-1]

thank you flump

i like nothing better than accompanying a lovely lady to the buffet table.

[tonyav]

I must say that eight legged liquorice Allsort was very tasty.

[excelsior-1]

well --- that's two faffle prizes disposed of.

[Lie-in King]

Sirs - more tailcocks are in order, I believe...

[gness]

Flump. If Excel drops his dickie bow under the table don`t go after it. Remember last time!

[tonyav]

Yes please maj, a bucket if you please.

[excelsior-1]

gness.
i believe you are jealous.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh heck, makes yer eyes water

[flump1]

gness, thank you for the memory, I will indeed be alert. We should all be alert. London needs more lerts.

[nungate]

Not just London Flump, the whole country needs lerts!

[Mamyalynne]

Not more insects, this international thing is backfiring.

[gness]

Crazy and ditzy Exel but have ever been jealous or envious.....except of Paddiwak.

[Lie-in King]

I know that some guests take an interest in the goings-on down at the croc's place, so I can say that tonight he & his cat have devised a new card game called "Pontoon Bridge".

Apparently there is a need to vacate said bridge before the count of 21...

[Psybbo]

excelsior are you travelling in your time machine tonight?

[Mamyalynne]

A band on ship?

[flump1]

Another flagon of Flamin' eck please LiK to wash down this sushi .Is it usually made with fish scales ? Or did I just digest a napkin?

[sunny-dave]

Bonjour, Guten Abend, Ciao, Manana, Banana

For ye ryfle I bring

1 moped engine (singer 1947)
2 boiled big ends
2 bobbins (slightly foxed)

and a packet of decorative "Olympic Condoms" marked 'Barcelona - Hasta La Fiesta'

I have parked the honda in the usual place - Mr Tony please accept my apologies.

Pint of 'eck' please Mr LiK and a a rub down with an oily rag when Matron has a mo.

[excelsior-1]

just giving her a little spin, sibton.
she's not been out on a trip since the year 2320

[Lie-in King]

Certainly miss flump, here is a fresh flagon.

I am uncertain as to the exact contents of the sushi as I will not touch it with a bargepole of any length...

[tonyav]

Does that time machine of yours work exel, if so take me back to Wigan circa 1974 - 1978 if you can please.