Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening all - Milady is indisposed this evening , I have taken up restorative beef tea and the Dulux colour chart (pastels only) for her and will check on progress later.

So it falls to me to open proceedings, without the help of Danny Boyle I will do my best.

The buffet is divided into five continental sections , so there should be something for all - from Borscht to Sushi and Snags to Hotpot......this week I have made a huge cauldron of tonight's tailcock.....Flamin' eck.. a surprising and uplifting brew with a lovely copper colour.

For the Rofl:

A Javelin (blunt)
Dizzee Rascal's signed baseball cap
Mr Bean's Hanky
Sir Simon Rattles Rattle
Model helicopter

So let us gather and have a good chat, there may be fireworks later, if I can get a leg up to the ramparts.

[askyourgran]

A Llama! Lovely it lends a little je nais se quois to the landscape, not to mention the croc as well. No more swimming across the moat after too many tailcocks now then.

[Mamyalynne]

Not in my cubicle he doesn;t

[excelsior-1]

i'll take my leave now.

having fixed the chameleon circuit on my ship - as you can see - i have to take her back to the space-dock.

good night everybody, and sweet dreams (especially flump)

[Lie-in King]

Good night Mr excel, may your journey be free from incident :-)

[Mamyalynne]

Night Excel, travel safely.

[gness]

Don`t think I have ever had an incident free journey L-i-K.

[sunny-dave]

Blouse free possibly ...

[Mamyalynne]

Want a cardie?

[flump1]

Take care excelsior, x

[maggiebee]

I'm late, I'm late for a very important.............err knees up. Any tailcocks left? I'm sorely in need of a pick me up - or pass me out! Rather late for the riffle, but these can be kept for next week's soiree if necessary.
1 small union jack flag
Blunt pencil
Toothbrush (minus bristles)
Scotland the Brave placemat
Single kneehigh

Flamin' eck, that is strong - cheers everyone!

[Lie-in King]

Ah, miss gness, you will travel with men, won't you? Another tailcock, miss...

Mr dave - I do hope your scooter will not succumb to rust in this humid weather? Your refill, sir...

[Psybbo]

I must take my leave also, just have to select some coats for the croc, best wishes and a speed recovery to her ladyship.

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Maggie, good on you - help yourself time

[Lie-in King]

Good night, Miss sibton - safe journey & be well :-)

Good evening Miss maggiebee - I was going to bring you a flagon of Flamin' eck, but I see you already have one. I'll just leave this one here, shall I?..

[Mamyalynne]

Good night dear Sibton, travel safe.

[gness]

Blouse free, ticket free, boarding card free, luggage free, shoes free.

I try to travel with men L-i-K. They seem reluctant.
May i drown my sorrows in another bucket. Creepy creature free this time please.

[slinky.kate]

goodnight everyone

[Lie-in King]

One bucket, sans bits, miss...

[Mamyalynne]

Goodnight Kate.

Do help yourself gness.

[Lie-in King]

Good night, Miss kinky - travel safely & be well :-)