Good evening everyone, it appears Milady maybe indisposed still, so welcome all.
The buffet table is a mix this evening, we have an Indian platter of Samosas, Pakoras and Bhajis with dipping sauces and chutney. Also a Continental meat platter with a choice of breads and for later some spicy chilli flat bread pizzas.
Tonight's Tailcock is ....Triumph, the name says it all really.
For the Rofl:
2 Shuttles (bald)
1 Flip (blue)
1 Flop (yellow)
pea for a whistle
Starting pistol blanks
good evening everyopne, especially to lik as he looks after me so well i can offer for the fiffle as follows:
1. once used full arm plaster cast;
2. over-cooked sirloin steak;
3. 6 week loan of 15 year old car. road worthy, recently passed mot with no problems;
4. empty box that once held cocodamol.
l have asked the chauffeur to park behind the duck stables. is that okay?
Ah I see. I thought you were commenting on my appetite. Yes Tony does have an enormous arsenal but he is delightfully ticklish so if he may linger a while?
But of course miss gness - might I ask you to be so good as to pass him another bucket of tailcock? I fear I cannot reach around his enormous... disguised condom machine?