Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening everyone, it appears Milady maybe indisposed still, so welcome all.

The buffet table is a mix this evening, we have an Indian platter of Samosas, Pakoras and Bhajis with dipping sauces and chutney. Also a Continental meat platter with a choice of breads and for later some spicy chilli flat bread pizzas.

Tonight's Tailcock is ....Triumph, the name says it all really.

For the Rofl:

2 Shuttles (bald)
1 Flip (blue)
1 Flop (yellow)
pea for a whistle
Starting pistol blanks

[Mamyalynne]

I have my minor injuries kit at the ready

[excelsior-1]

you a 'carry-on' film fan tony?

[Mamyalynne]

http://curiousscience...ges/stock/img1083.jpg

[tonyav]

Did that immortal line give it away, exel.

[DTCwordfan]

tony is famous! ! !
tony is great! ! !
That's what we have been telling him of late
"You deaf old fool! " we spat back at him with vitriolic "hate"
"We didn't say you're famous, We didn't say you're great;
What we really said was, you're as deaf as gness's rickety gate! "

[gness]

Well if I don`t get him Matron, you will. :-)

[EcclesCake]

I don't wish to disrupt the flow, I am however touched to have been immortalised in a DT ode for the first time.

Are there any samosas left, I'm feeling peckish....

[tonyav]

If anyone gives gness a saw, then I will overtake that Bolt fellow.

[mrs_overall]

Good evening all. Am I too late to donate prizes for the raffle?

[Psybbo]

oops tony did my heel accidently catch you, so sorry

[gness]

Remember to grab the baton Tony.

[excelsior-1]

oh yes.

when it comes to movies --- you're in my house.

care to join me in a refill? .. looks pointedly at the buttle-man

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, miss Eccles - may I offer you a flagon of tonight's tailcock? It's a Triumph...

[gness]

Tony needs running shoes MrsO. And a logo for the vest.

[tonyav]

Good evening mrs o, hows the story coming along ?.

[Lie-in King]

puff, pant...

Good evening, mrs O - your usual bucket of tailcock. I'm sure the rofl can always take more prizes...

Refillls, mr excel, refills, refills...

[Mamyalynne]

I have replenished the buffet table, so nice to see more guests too.

[EcclesCake]

So kind of you to offer L-i-K.... a Triumph...as in Triumph Stag.....AKA a 'stagger'.....make mine a large :-)

[tonyav]

Your matronship, the bard is being insolent again lol.

[mrs_overall]

All I have to donate tonight is:

A large bag of mackerel
A book of volleyball rules (only slightly out of date)
Snooker balls for a left handed player
A first aid kit dating from WWII (don't ask)
A Harry Potter book with only a few pages missing due to a toilet emergency on a camping trip