granny grump. For reference only: You will see that Arsenal fits further on in the story.
The sun shone BRIGHTON the day we set sail for the
ORIENT in a ship with a HULL riddled with holes.
As we sailed down the river which LEEDS to the sea
we waved to the fair maid leaning against the
MILWALL.
The CREWE was made up of Scots, Irish and others
of the CELTIC race.
The exception was the cabin boy named CLYDE who
s job it was to STOKE the boilers. He was illiterate but
won our HEARTS with his STERLING efforts to improve his READING.
He was sent to COVENTRY by the other villains who had brought their ARSENAL
of weapons on board. They were a rowdy bunch after a drinking session they did
in fact WREXHAM furniture.
The voyage made my MOTHERWELL. She had not had a holiday FORFAR too
long. The sea AYR did her CHESTER lot of good.
We landed LEYTON in the day on the SOUTHEND of the island below the hills
where the natives BURY their dead. We crossed a MANSFIELD and entered a
dense FOREST where the WOLVES roamed freely. We PRESTON regardless
and eventually met a group of game RANGERS dressed in LINCOLN green.
After a day’s journey we caught dark fish in a BLACKPOOL and tried
unsuccessfully to get milk from a herd of wild cows. They didn’t like having their
HUDDERSFIELD.
At last we came to our destination, the home of
Hawaii’s monarch the QUEEN OF THE SOUTH. She
greeted us with a friendly ALOA, but she was very
upset as her CRYSTAL PALACE had been smashed
when the WALSALL fell down. While the
NEWCASTLE was being built she was forced to live in a sumptuous VILLA.
When we found the treasure we put the LUTON the ship determined
to put it in the HALIFAX building society when we got home. That night for tea we
had DUNDEE cake, CHELSEA buns and some OLDHAM which made us all ill.