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nungate | 21:03 Sat 10th Nov 2012 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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We've thrown open the doors of Nungate Towers yet again to all the wonderful Mad over Fifties.
For your delight and edification we have assembled a host of goodies for you, the hot tub has been refilled and plugged in, and the mini bar replenished, the new elastic in the bungee has been thoroughly tested by the local elf and safety executive and awaits it's first vict....sorry, intrepid jumper! The Tapster has concocted a marvelous rum based Tailcock, the "Silly Sailor" in honour of QoM getting back with her ex....................hmm
On Tonight's hotplate, Scoff has assembled wonderful beef olives with a creamy mash and a selection of vegetable accompaniments, and on the pudding trolley we have Treacle Tart with lashings of proper custard. Also available are the usual selection of horses doovers, voly vonts and canopies.
Tonight's entertainment will of course be the Towers Minstrels playing the usual Madrigals and Toccatas, they will also be joined later by the local band the Tone Deafs in a tribute to the Kinks greatest hits. As a special treat the Bulstrode Belles will be giving a demonstration of belly dancing in the conservatory.
Rofl prizes for tonight : Pair of white stilletos (one broken heel) soon to be
a top fashion item I understand
Jar of sequins
The very last box of toffee apples
1 unrolled bandage
A box of fireworks (used)
A warm welcome awaits all those who dare to enter the Towers tonight.

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I am a trifle inebriated, and talkin rubbish, sorry everyone
Listen, if you'd drunk as much Silly Sailor as me, you'd double your superlatives, too
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I was told never to double anything unless I was in pain........
Field Marshall if you don't mind, beattie. lol
I was just north of Spaghetti Junction.
Lifelong Villa fan. Remember paying 1 shilling to get in at the boys' entrance. Sleeping on the pavement for cup tickets. Dancing with Peter McParland. Having Johnny Dixon bring his cup winner's medal to show me. Serving wine to Joe Mercer. Drinking sherry in the Directors' Box. Being depressed since!
Don't talk to me about pain!
I'm a martyr to me 'ip
Can we take two blue and clarets in here tonight

Scarpers to duck the buckets

Just joking.............
me too mammar hope your hip settles :)

Evening DT - not too bad at the moment found my second wind won't last long though. Chilly...its baltic out there
aren't we all, beattie.............
Yea! Queen has joined us.
Another drink for me please ... Any more room on that settee for queen and i?
Sorry tony av....Air Vice Marshall I believe!!!!!
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Oh Beattie, please don't mention hips, you'll set her off again! QoM has been having trouble with her hip there's something wrong with the ball and socket joint - and at her age too!
Blimey Daisy I'm jealous. I was in Rotterdam when we won the European Cup 1982.
a mere 4C here............
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Sorry, that ^ should really have been for Mammar (must stop the Silly Sailors before long - getting confused)
Theyve confiscated the whisky bottle, and I ran out of stickies
Ah, trouble with the old ball and socket is it, I'll get my tools out of the van then, I'll soon fix that !
Oh sorry nungate, my sockets have gone to piot and the balls have run out of bounc e
May I be excused? I'm off for a dip in the hot tub to warm up me cleavage.
Tony, if I win anything in the riffle, would you mind collecting the award for me but remember the Oscars and don't go overboard on the "thank you" speech x
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