Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Greetings to all members of the Mad Over Fifties Club as we all gather again for our weekly meeting.
Tonight Nungate Towers is pleased to offer you a wonderful Tailcock, The Nungate Noggin, a potent brew indeed! Our hot plate special tonight is my own recipe Steak Pie with all the usual trimmings (creamy mash, peas etc.) and on the pudding trolley a wonderful Lemon Meringue Pie and of course there will be the usual selection of volly vonts, and horses doovers.
For your delight and entertainment, the Minstrels will again be gracing the Gallery playing Madrigals and Toccattas, and as the meeting gets into full swing they will give their very own rendition of the Greatest Hits of the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band.............. Furthermore we have engaged the services of the Arctic Wrestling Federation who have promised us an exciting
few bouts of polar bear wrestling and walrus wanging! Such fun!
The Towers Offers for tonight's rofl:
a box of broken fairy lights
half a carton of buttered brazil nuts
a dozen mince pies (use by 10th December)
Queenie's old laptop (dead as the proverbial!)
Who knows what further delights are to be had this fine evening......Queenofmean has agreed to be the main hostess this evening as I have a few domestic chores to attend to but have no fear I shall be making an appearance as soon as I have organised the staff!
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter ....................

[albaqwerty]

ooh eck, Minty is showing us up with her sparkles.


Hope Dad improves xxxxxxx

[Psybbo]

Good news, murray x

[DTCwordfan]

minty in a sparkling thong; a third of AB will be on their way to the docs with heart attacks

[queenofmean]

The walrus wang-ing will be about another 3/4 of an hour MM

I hope that he will be ok, I'm glad he's a wee bit better though. I've had a transfusion too, I hope that it all goes well for him :)

[DTCwordfan]

glad they are tackling your Dad and getting him a little more stable.....x

[DTCwordfan]

sibs and I and a few others are undergoing a transfusion a the moment alcohol and blood to just blood. Your Adams Ale here tonight, sibs, third glass coming up.

[murraymints]

have also brought a half drank bottle of Harvey's Bristol cream for raffle..

[Psybbo]

Oh that steak pie smells lovely and lemon meringue as well, heaven

[albaqwerty]

I'm sorry to leave you, but I must toodle.

Hope everyone has a most pleasant night, and if not I want to know why tomorrow!! xx

[DaisyNonna]

Hello again. Hope you had a Happy Christmas and a good start to the New Year.
What a marvellous spread! For the Truffle I have a pen cartridge of pink ink, a packet of cous cous, three elastic bands, tube of sun cream, factor 10 and a box of Bengal matches.
Would love a Noggin!

[queenofmean]

Thank you for visiting Alba

Will keep you posted tomorrow, I'm a bit overwhelmed at being left responsible for the activities but we shall see how it pans out

Queenie and Nun xx

[excelsior-1]

good evening divine hostess and assembled guests

a happy new year to all .. here's hoping for good fortune all around

i am starving, and intend to hit the refreshment tables as soon as i am given a drink

here are my offerings ..... a spare key for my tardis .. my autographed photo of tom cruise .. a packet of fig rolls .. three box files .. one of my watches .. a box of cotton buds

(i hope i win that bottle of sherry

[queenofmean]

Good Evening Daisy

Yes Christmas and New Year were happy (despite the loss of my Fish and Laptop) I trust you had a lovely time.

Igor...Noggin for Daisy please

[queenofmean]

and one for Excel too

[queenofmean]

DIBS!!! I want Excel's Key!!! ;)

[DaisyNonna]

Oh thanks, comiserations about the fish. Will you get another?

[tonyav]

See ya ah wench.
Bengal matches Daisy ? well we won, and in the hat for the next round.

[abstibus]

I've got some potato peelings and some dried up soap. Can we make poitin later? Polar bears love it.

[Psybbo]

Night alba

[excelsior-1]

you can have it any time queen, you already have the key to my heart