Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Greetings to all members of the Mad Over Fifties Club as we all gather again for our weekly meeting.
Tonight Nungate Towers is pleased to offer you a wonderful Tailcock, The Nungate Noggin, a potent brew indeed! Our hot plate special tonight is my own recipe Steak Pie with all the usual trimmings (creamy mash, peas etc.) and on the pudding trolley a wonderful Lemon Meringue Pie and of course there will be the usual selection of volly vonts, and horses doovers.
For your delight and entertainment, the Minstrels will again be gracing the Gallery playing Madrigals and Toccattas, and as the meeting gets into full swing they will give their very own rendition of the Greatest Hits of the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band.............. Furthermore we have engaged the services of the Arctic Wrestling Federation who have promised us an exciting
few bouts of polar bear wrestling and walrus wanging! Such fun!
The Towers Offers for tonight's rofl:
a box of broken fairy lights
half a carton of buttered brazil nuts
a dozen mince pies (use by 10th December)
Queenie's old laptop (dead as the proverbial!)
Who knows what further delights are to be had this fine evening......Queenofmean has agreed to be the main hostess this evening as I have a few domestic chores to attend to but have no fear I shall be making an appearance as soon as I have organised the staff!
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter ....................

[Psybbo]

You need to re-charge your battery tony

[tonyav]

Yes just lately DT.

[tonyav]

Hey my wheels ain't fallen off yet.

[DTCwordfan]

Not piston the job I hope......

[Psybbo]

The spark's gone

[DaisyNonna]

But are you firing on all cylinders?

[Mammar]

Evenin' all - late as usual.
Igor, I'll have a bucket of anything going, please, sunbeam.
I've just had a quick read of the rifle prizes and there's no car part on there. Is Tone ok? I was hoping to pick up a new reversing light, hopefully not stuck up with gaffer tape.
Hang on, just getting my offerings out.
By the way, why is the garden full of aquatic mammals?

[tonyav]

No way sibo, I'm supercharged.

[tonyav]

No problem Mammar, I will sort you one out.

[tonyav]

Yes Daisy all eight.

[nungate]

Tell me Excel, that isn't Alex O'Loughlin as your avatar tonight is it? He's only one of queenie's favourites she's been all excited about the return of the New Hawaii 5-0 tomorrow night. And for some reason isn't too concerned about the laser treatment on Monday, and her sailor is back again sometime next week - a busy week for her

[nungate]

Hello Mammar, the best till last eh?
The aquatics are tonight's entertainments, we have walrus wanging and polar bear wrestling (that's being held in the ball room though not out of doors)
Have a Noggin do..........................Igor!

[excelsior-1]

it is the actor, ryan gosling
lcg76 requested him

[Mammar]

Ok, from the bottom of me Asda carrier bag, I've got
The last of the chocolate covered pickled onions
Two empty Chocolate Orange boxes, useful for keeping screws in
Those trays you get in chocolate boxes, also useful for keeping screws in
One of those hoofing great yard long boxes that held Jaffa cakes
And a tub of aspirins with two left in. When you'd had them, it's useful for keeping screws in.

[tonyav]

Ooooh just what I could do with Mammar, I'm always having to search for a screw !..

[nungate]

From a distance I could have sworn that was Alex O'Loughlin! I can honestly say that tomorrow between 9 and 10 in the evening queenie will not be online!

[DTCwordfan]

me thinks it's the time to depart these fair Nungate shores......many thanks for your splendiferous hospitality - night to all!

[Psybbo]

And goodnight from me, thanks for the glorious food and lovely evening xx

[excelsior-1]

farewell, fair sibton
safe journey home X

[tonyav]

Nighty night from me also, had a splendiferous time nungate.