Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Another Saturday night and Nungate Towers has opened its doors to welcome all Mad over Fifties.
What delights have we in store this evening? Well tonight's Tailcock comes to you courtesy of Igor (our faithfull ancient retainer) who has invented a drink all on his own (he got into the Tapsters bar supplies it would seem) Igors' Chain he calls it! A lively and interesting (not to mention potent) brew of Peach schnapps, a few other spirits and fruity delights known only to Igor who refuses to divulge the exact ingredients! Queenofmean has insisted that tonight's hot plate is my meatballs in red wine with pasta, and continuing the Italian theme on the pudding trolley is a wonderful creamy tiramisu, naturally we also have on offer the cutomary selection of horses doovers (can I reiterate they did NOT come from Tesco!) and volly vonts.
Tonight we have drafted in our local band the Tone Deafs to provide the music for our revelries - I have given the Minstrels the evening off so they can attend the annual Minstrel convention on Muckleflugga.
As always, bungee jumping is available from the south tower, the hot tub is all fired up and bubbling on the north tower, the Tapster has set up the bar in the Great Hall so let our revelries commence!
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

Sleighs have been ordered for midnight.

[maggiebee]

Ah yes, but NOT when it is mixed with Igors' Chain!

[tonyav]

DT, don't mention hoe's, it starts them off you know.

[DTCwordfan]

oops, indeed it does tony, a rake then.

[tonyav]

Tone gets out his mobile, frantically trying to phone sqad.

[tonyav]

Yes a rake will have to do then DT.

[Mammar]

When's the riffle? Is it being drawn by that nice Sir Prize?

[DTCwordfan]

I'll speak for sqad: "A scotch, a blanket, new lingerie and ibuprofen, given orally mind you".

Monitor her pulse every hour, tony

[nungate]

Sadly DT Sir Cumference suffers from agarophobia and never leaves the Towers, he does get visits from his cousin Sir Kitt, who resides at our summer house down in the Dell.....

[murraymints]

Toneeeeeeee ...Toneeeeeeee..! ouch ouch....

[tonyav]

Did he specify what type of lingerie DT as I know that this is a very important detail for sqad.

[tonyav]

I'ts ok minty I'm sure it's only a sprain.

[nungate]

My goodness! Is that the time? I nearly forgot the Prize draw.

Everyone have their tickets ready?

Tonight's winning number is: Tartan!


The winning colours are:

7
19
21
33
42



Please take your winning tickets to Belle in the vestibule who will sort your prizes.
Can I also have a big hand for Best Beloved who performed tonight's Rofl draw?

[Mammar]

I noticed a very fetching onesie hanging on the line. That'll do. Modest yet cosy, what more could a girl want?

[DTCwordfan]

full set, white, tanga, sussies and stockings (the latter, just in case there is a risk of thrombosis from having flown through the air)

[nungate]

Someone call for Nanny, poor Minty is in distress............

There there, now, not to worry everything will be fine. Tony will help you to the Ladies retiring room and we'll get you sorted out there...

[tonyav]

Well done best beloved, I've won buggar all.

[murraymints]

a want ma mameeee...sob...

[Mammar]

I have measured my hand and it is 19cm from the base of my thumb to the end of my middle finger. Is that big enough

[DTCwordfan]

time to bid farewell to all and sundry, sibs an escort perhaps?

Thank you for your gracious and queenly hospitilitytit this evening....and to the backroom too, there are a lot of hangers about out there, by the way. All seem to be called Johnsons....

Night x

[nungate]

Ah, Tony, did you get him an Irn Bru?




No? There you are. Unlike me he is susceptible....