Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to all Mad Over Fifties. The portals of Nungate Towers are now open and an evening of frivolity awaits all who dare enter.
Tonight's tailcock will be another of Igor's "creations" (he's becoming quite the mixologist!) he's calling it the "Iron Maiden" and has dedicated it to his "secret" crush the Towers' Laundrymaid! It is another of his potent brews and should be imbibed with a degree of caution! Tonight's hot plate special is a lovely Roast beef with all the usual trimmings, and as always there are volly vonts and canapes galore. On the pudding trolley tonight we have a rhubarb crumble with lashings of custard or cream. The Minstrels are already in the gallery warming up to give us the usual selection of Madrigals and toccattas and later on, in a more Romantic mood they are planning their very own renditions of the greatest hits of Barry Manilow (well it was Valentines day recently) So, if you're over fifty (or not we make allowances) why not join us and come frivol in Nungate Towers? The hot tub is fired up, the bar is well stocked. The bungee is taut and wating for the first vic.....volunteer of the evening. There is dancing in the Great Hall and of course the rofl later on.............

[tonyav]

Anyway ossifer this is very private property so your laws don't count here, so bloody well unhand her now.

[DTCwordfan]

Not me, I was off on should I describe it "embassy matters" concerning a stroppy ABer....

[tonyav]

Ah righto DTC, that time of the month again I think !.

[Mammar]

(Yawn) I shall leave it in your capable hands, Tone. Me eyes are shuttin'.
Nite all x x thanks Nungate, as usual x x

[DaisyNonna]

Know when I'm not wanted. Come on Eric, Malkin. Let's fly home for a double Scotch and leave these people to their sparkles.

[tonyav]

Wotcha mean not wanted Daisy, I'll go and get you a tailcock.

[murraymints]

Tone....my hero....hic...hic...bit chilly here....you came and you gave without taking and I want yooo to staaaay.....oh I'm having such a good time.....was that a telegrammy thingy...him in the uniform...shame about the black eye...hee hee....think I might go home now Tony....why is there a breeze round the undercarriage region....?night night nun and everyone.....I luvs yoo all....oh maaandy....

[nungate]

Gee I take a few minutes to attend to some domestic business (water hammering in the pipes) and the evening has got to pot.

Daisy, has someone offended you please tell me.

Mammar this is private property but alas normal laws still apply. The right to be the ruler of my own estate sadly does not apply - unless I declare independence and in view of what else is happening in the independence issue I cannot unilaterally declare independence for the estates around Nungate Towers

[nungate]

Daisy, best beloved has a nice 12 year old Balvennie in his collection if you are interested....

[tonyav]

nungate could I borrow a bathrobe for minty please ?.

[DTCwordfan]

Now we are talking a scotch......thanks, nungate.

[nungate]

Belle, some robes for Minty if you please.

DT Best Beloved's Scotch is on it's way...

Sorry for the delay had to deal with those pipes - been banging more or less since Thursday night! Driven demented by the racket

[tonyav]

A water pressure problem I think nungate.

[DTCwordfan]

sounds like it, tony, or a nice gas bubble in there playing up as well.....

[nungate]

Well, we've turned bak the water pressure (twice) I've found that turning the kitchen tap on and letting it run works quite well but it only works if I run it hot it won't stop if I run it cold - it's ok for Queenie and BB as they get out of the house I have to stick with it all darn day!!

[tonyav]

It could mean that your heating system could do with a flushing out nungate, that would blow any airlocks out.

[DTCwordfan]

That wee dram was very enjoyable and an excellent night cap, so I will turn into the Bards 17thC sack and bid you farewell with my gracious thanks as well, nungate,

We really appreciate you,
Your helpful, giving and delicious ways,
And how your generous heart
Your unselfish Tower orchestral displays.

We thank you for your kindness,
We will not soon MoFC forget;
You and QoM two of the nicest people
We have ever AB met.

[tonyav]

Good night DTC.

[nungate]

Time for the rofl. Does everyone have their tickets?


Then we shall begin. Best Beloved if you please:


Tonight's winning number is: Pink

The winning colours:

44
26
19
3
39

All prizes can be collected from Belle in the vestibule upon production of the winning ticket
Thank you

[Psybbo]

DTC, WAIT FOR ME