Mad Over Fifties Club

[Igor61]

My lady has asked me to open up the Towers for this evening as she is busy with the ossifers from the local constabulary, they are still looking into the matter of our missing moat. They have at least three suspects and they have found some clues a yellow marigold, a head gasket from a 1964 Cortina and a pile of plastic buckets.
Tonight's tailcock will be the "Arctic Blast" and the hot plate special is a Mince and dumpling pie a hearty warming dish (and my favourite), the pudding tonight is a steamed apple sponge pudding, you can have custard or cream with that (I like the custard)
Those ahem musical bampots that sit in the gallery will be spouting their usual nonsense (why we can't have good old fashioned rock and roll is quite beyond me) they are also threatening to inflict their version of Bon Jovi's greatest hits on us tonight ( oh spare us!)
I expect she (who must be obeyed) will organise a rofl when she finally gets rid of those ossifers (my money is on that suspicious character next door - he has a new water feature in his back yard)
The young mistress is still in her chambers but she will be along shortly (I like her best) she has organised ice skating down at the lake, and hot chocolate and marshmallows will be available down there later. The hot tub is bubbling away as usual and I had to trudge all the way up there with all the stuff that goes in that flippin' mini bar! I've lit the fires in the snug and in the vestibule. Belle has set all the necessary requisites in the retiring rooms ready for the members.

Welcome one and all
Just remember I'll be chucking you all out at midnight (I have my chains to polish!)

[murraymints]

Queenie who's he ? Is it fancy dress tonight..slurp....get my nursey uniform back here belle....Tone TONE !! Anyone seen tone ? ....need to have a word with him ...leaving me with the goats all night ...Humph
..slurp...bet he was with that woman...

[nungate]

Hello there DT, you were busy last week weren't you?

[tonyav]

Evening DT, I woudn't mind that second seat at all errrrr nungate you know what to do.

Was that at Edgebaston resovoir Daisy for a guess ?.

[Igor61]

Do have an Arctic Blast Mr. DTC sir.....


distant rattle of chains

[DaisyNonna]

DT, commiserations. We won! Balls aren't everything.

[tonyav]

Pssssssssst your nungateship plan C I think tonight, she's at it again.

[polar-bear]

Evening All, Hope you are all well.

For the ruffle I have brought some cadbury's mini rolls (only a few bite marks in them) and a broken snow shovel.

[DTCwordfan]

should see the seat I got from Murrayfield, tony; something about "minty sat here"

[DTCwordfan]

tis a cold night out there, the wind howling, the snow dusting like fallen coconut or God's dandruff across the wasted fields, the sheep sheltering from the cold in their fleecy downs and, lo, look who drops in to see us, none less than that hallowed white bear, Polarbear.

Greetings oh "Ursus maritimus"

[tonyav]

Evening polar can I park the berg pleaseeeeee.

I wouldn't mind that one either DT.

[queenofmean]

That's my bf Minty lol, no not fancy dress too cold for that

[DaisyNonna]

The lakes in the parks Tony. Learned to scull and row, my feathering was excellent. Learned a few other things too.

[polar-bear]

You can park the berg Tony while I chat to that sailor.

[nungate]

Nice to hear you wax lyrical DT

[tonyav]

Learned a few other things too.

I bet you did Daisy, I've heard about you gals in uniform.
Was that Sutton park Daisy ?.

[murraymints]

DT !!! ....be a wee love ...fetch some vollys .....did I hear you got my...slurp...own personal seat at Murrayfield ?.....see the plaque? ....Got that for taking winning penalty kick against the Belfast bashers....ladies league...back in 84 ...before I took up the wrestling..think it was the rugby scrums that got me going....Ah thank you ....these volleys are yummy....slurp...Tone ! A word please ...

[tonyav]

No problem polar, I promise not to damage it.

[excelsior-1]

hello polar bear

i am now going to take my tailcock, and relax in the hot-tub ... anybody accompany me?

[tonyav]

Yes minty what can I do for you ?.

[queenofmean]

coughs Polar