Mad Over Fifties Club

[queenofmean]

Once again Nungate Tower's opens its doors for the hosting of MOFC, so hop along in with a spring in your step and enjoy an evening full of Easter Festivities. Igor is on sabbatical visiting family, Nungate is celebrating Mr Nungate's birthday so I, Queenie have been left in charge of tonights celebrations – anything goes this evening. Sadly, the moat hasn't been re-filled due to the arctic conditions and also the resident Moggie's have been chewing on the elastic on the bungee, so yet again that needs replacing. However, there are many goings on this evening, we have 2 brand new Rally cars so if you are a bit of a petrol head then we have Rally Racing on the track...500 yards from the lake. Keeping Easter in mind we have Egg Decorating, lots of glitter and sparkles and fluff and paint, also you can design your own Easter Bonnet which will appear in the fashion show commencing about 10.30 and will then be auctioned off in the Rofl. This evening's Tailcock is the Easter Bunny a mixture of White Spirits and Blackcurrant Liqueur topped off with a lightly flavoured cream. On the Hotplate we have Chicken in Black Bean Sauce with mountains of Rice, as well as the usual Volly Vonts and Canopies and on the pudding Trolley we have Chocolate Creme Nests – watch out for the Eggs. Local Band the Tone Deafs will in the Gallery this evening, (the minstrels are practising for their appearance in tomorrow's Easter Service) playing some of their new songs but they will also be playing some of the Greatest hits of the 60's 70's and 80's.
Abandon hope all who enter these portals

Carriages at midnight

[Psybbo]

You're on queenie, much safer, pity excel is away this weekend

[DaisyNonna]

Oops. Lovely tyre marks. Go round again and you can collect it. A trophy!

[tonyav]

Righto Daisy, hold tight it's gonna be fast.

[murraymints]

Gosh it's hot thirsty work bashing them drums..Chubb...thingimabob please...glug glug..ahhh...have to take some of this off ..far too hot..where's me sparkly ? I was..slurp..sure I left it by the back drawbridge...need to cool down...where slurp..can it be ?

[tonyav]

I think excel is in a forest somewhere for the weekend.

[DaisyNonna]

Wheee!

[queenofmean]

Tony....I never had you down as a Petrol Head haha...
Lets go Sib....buckle up.....LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is thirsty work Minty but think of the muscles

[tonyav]

Right got it Daisy, oh gawd it's minty's. Don't worry minty I'm sure the tyre marks will come out with a bit of scrubbing !.

[queenofmean]

handbrake turn round the first bend and into the second......

[Psybbo]

OMG, Queenie that's blowing the cobwebs away, watch out, Tony's picking up a sparkly thing

[tonyav]

Minty take it easy with those tailcocks.

News just in Sunderland have sacked there manager Martin O Neil !.

[DaisyNonna]

Need a drink Tony? I do. Feel rejuvenated. Chubb, please may we have a couple of buckets of Easter Bunny? You deliver them delightfully.

[tonyav]

Yes a bucket for me to Chubb please.
Pssssst Chubb, make sure you water minty's down.

[murraymints]

wots happened to me sparkly ?.wail sob its mankey...!! Oh Chubb..gies annuver bucket of bunnybrew....it's all mud and oil..glug hic..I know ...take it to the lake give a rinse..slurp..that'll do it....me poor sparkly...my best one too.....hic

[Psybbo]

Sunderland, bad move, Martin is a great manager

[queenofmean]

s'ok Sib....I see him..slows down and peep's the horn at Tony

[queenofmean]

Nearly time for the Fashion show...but we only have a few entrants...Rally Driving is so much more fun though :P

[tonyav]

Yes sibo also very bad timing, I think they will get relegated now.

Wish he was back at the Villa.

[tonyav]

Oi who's that papping their horn at me !.

[queenofmean]

Minty my lovely, remember what Belle said, you can clean it, but if you like hand it into her for cleaning and repairing :)

TONNNNYYYYY!!!!!.....you owe Minty a Sparkly!