Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Time once again for Nungate Towers to open the portals for the meeting of the AB Mad Over Fifties.
For tonight's extravaganza, we have the Hot Plate Special, a lovely hot and spicy Chilli con Carne, with rice and cornbread, and of course the customary nibbles, volly vonts and canopies. On the pudding trolley tonight we have a choice of Treacle sponge and custard, or Sherry Trifle (heavy on the sherry)
The tailcock of choice this evening will be the "Nungate Sling" an interesting variation on that classic, Singapore Sling (a particular favourite of mine) The Minstrels are back again in the Gallery and tonight they are returning to their usual offerings of Madrigals and toccattas, though later on they have promised to play for us their own take on the greatest hits Boxcar Willie - could be interesting as I thought something like that would require some antiseptic, however,...........
For your further entertainment, that wonderful pair of dancers, Clarke Ruffle Horrid and his delightful dance partner, Tessie Tura the Tottenham Twirler will be giving us a dance exhibition in the ballroom followed by one to one instruction for any member wishing to take their first steps into the Terpsichorian Art. Also on offer are donkey rides down by the lake, sad to say that there can be no rally car racing round the track tonight as we are awaiting the delivery of a new rally car, since Queenie managed to write one off doing hand brake turns and ended up having an argument with a tree (she lost, so did the car....)
So, the hot tub is bubbling away in the North Tower, the mini bar has been refilled, the bungee is ready for any unwise souls willing to jump, as always the bowling alley is primed and waiting. Igor has his chains all buffed and is standing by to welcome our guests.
Murraymints has sent her apologies, owing to an urgent family matter she will not be joining us this evening (the pink sparkly is being held by Belle in the Ladies Retiring Room awaiting her return).
Be assured a warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

Carriages at midnight.

[queenofmean]

Igor my dear buddy.....can I have a bucket of tail please muchos gracias mi amigo and one of those huge plasters for my 'bump'

Evening All

I have an offering for the Rofl
a rubbish faulty Nail Decoration tool

[Mammar]

The child is requesting if she could possibly have a bucket of custard with just a smidgins of treacle sponge, ever so please nicely?

[tonyav]

Hi queeny, hows things ?.

[nungate]

Ah, Queenie, I see you have deigned to honour us with your presence.....


Of course he can have a smige of treacle sponge and custard Mammar, Igor, wheel in the pudding trolley would you?

[Mammar]

Oh dear. QoM sounds like she's had a bad experience with a bottle of nail varnish

[Igor61]

Certainly Madame.


[i] Igor, fetch this, Igor do that..................rassen frassen Igor, Igor Igor sheesh that;s me name, don' wear it out.... [i]

[queenofmean]

LOL Mammar how did you know?

Evening Tony, I'm ok just a bit sore (don't ask) and a bit cheesed off, bit sad too, I wrote off my Pink Scooby :(

[DaisyNonna]

A maze! What fun. Tony, will you come with me into the maze to make sure I don't get lost? Bet your SatNav is top of the range. We could take a bucketb of slings with us.

[tonyav]

gawd I could murder another bucket of ''Nungate Sling''.

[nungate]

That's what happens when you pinch you mum's ideas Mammar!

[queenofmean]

I hadn't done anything, it just came off hadn't done a thing with it

[Mammar]

Err this child is of the feminine gender and is just checking her chest to see if they've deflated on the way here. Tone, remember, you are Minty's one true love and should not be ogling another frontage like that

[tonyav]

Don't worry about the Pink scooby qom I'm sure mommy will buy you another one !.

I don't mind if I do Daisy, sounds like fun to me, I'll have to figure out how to work the prat nav though.

[queenofmean]

I believe that there is a Yellow Camaro on order Tony - should be here next week but not doing hand brake turns round the track in that baby - OH NO!!

[tonyav]

Minty may turn up later Mammar, by the way I've almost run out of that pickled onion vinegar for my chips, ain't got any going spare have you ?.

[nungate]

send it back then kiddo

[tonyav]

Forget the girly Camaro qom, get a proper car such has a Dodge Challenger.

[queenofmean]

why bother mum, got it for nowt, might as well keep it - doubt I'll use it that much anyways

[nungate]

We were hoping to save using the maze for those lovely long summer evenings, we have all sorts of events planned for the summer (if it comes)

[queenofmean]

jaw hits floor [I
[I] looks at tony in utter disbelief ]
Camaro's are Sexy cars Tony, and I want one of them