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nungate | 20:09 Sat 04th May 2013 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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Greetings Earthlings, we come in pea........................ooops! Sorry wrong thread!

Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers for this evening's meeting of the Mad Over Fifites Club.
On the hot plate tonight we have a delicious beef Stroganoff, with piles of fluffy white rice as an accompaniment. As always there will be piles of volly vonts and canopies (other nibbles are available) and on the pudding trolley Queenie has created a 4 four layer Ice Cream cake! (I'd like to say she'd sweated over it's creation but it is very difficult to "sweat" in our cold store!)
Tonights Tailcock is a delicious concoction "the Grand Prix" (to be sipped at your own risk!)
We have engaged the services of a new band for tonight's meeting, The Bee Stingers, I am assured that they are more than up to the task of providing our entertainment this evening, (the Minstrels have sadly found themselves locked in our local Bank and won't be out until Tuesday and The Tone Deafs have gone on a Tour of the Lofoten Islands and will not be back again until Thursday week) However, I've been told that the Bee Stingers have promised us their tribute to that Sixties' band the Swinging Blue Jeans!
Sadly the race track is out of commission this week as it is being resurfaced owing to pot holes. However, as usual the hot tub is bubbling away, the bar has (again) been restocked, the maze is open and the row boats have been
lined up for use down on the lake. There are all sorts of games set up out in the gardens here at the Towers and I am sure there will be something to appeal to all members of the MOFC. Our rofl will be drawn later, carriages have been ordered for midnight.

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals
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clank.....clank....rattle much clinking of glasses on a tray

Another drink Madam Daisy?

Mrs Overall, Madam another drink......?
Madame has control (more or less) over the rofl draw....
Tony!! DON'T SAY A WORD!

LOL, why not Queenie ?.

Tony covertly slips a two pond coin into mrs o's greasy mitt.
did you rub my lamp, did you wake me up, now your walking out on me I don't think so. Your getting your wishes so Sit Down! [I

[I] their after me, their after you ] - OUR FAVE
Thank you Igor, another bucket will go down nicely

greasy palm? Bloody cheek!
haha...no idea tony, but can I have the hug you are holding for me please ta much
Thanks Igor. You are a treasure. I do hope you are fully appreciated. Are there any nibbles?
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Their after me? THEIR after me???!! what in the name of the wee man did we spend all that money on an education for you and ou come out with Their after me!!!!! it's They're - they are sheesh!
I'll fetch the nibbles for you Madam Daisy


Oh dear Miss Queen, I think Madame is not best pleased.....
jeez woman pipe down its late and i'm tired, my body is neglecting me of sleep and your complaining....least I can say Constitution Street!
thought that you'd like that, mrs o !.

Ok queenie, here it is, thanks for the loan, much appreciated.
Igor - kindly wipe down dear Nungate with a cool flannel. I fear she is overheating
Okay, I shall bale out now, the sack beckons.

Many thanks to all at the Towers and your delightful MoFC 'hostility' (my word for corporate hospitality)......

Night all and x to the gals
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I can also say Constitution Street (and I can spell it too) it's just hard to say after a tube of wine gums!
I would prefer Miss to Madam, Igor. I am not your mother.
Igor...I've known her long enough....bovverd....NO
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Soft landing then DT.
See you in the funny papers.

Good night x
antidisestablishmentarianism! hahaha and your freaking out about the spelling of their/they're PMSL
Night DTC. Oh, the wool sack! Tres drole.
Ah Madam Daisy, I shall call you Miss if you prefer, but allow for the fact that I have French blood in my veins (among others) and in France a lady. once she has reached the age of thirty years or so, she is given the title Madam or Madame as sign of respect
Are the nibbles to your liking? Does your drink require a refill?

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