Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to all Mad Over Fifties as Nungate Towers throws open it's doors and bid you welcome.
For your delight and entertainment we have an abundance of treats for you all.
Our hot plate special tonight will be a roast chicken with all the usual trimmings! Of course there will be our customary selection of volly vonts and canopies, nibbles too! On the pudding trolley tonight we have a banoffee pie we have a glut of bananas in the greenhouses, so for tonight's tailcock we have a Banana Daiquiri, (other beverages are also available and we also have banana splits as an alternative pud)
The Minstrels finally were released from the Bank on Tuesday and are once again in their usual spot in the gallery ready to torment us with their usual madrigals and toccattas, later on they have a rare treat in store as they give their musical interpretation of the greatest hits of Northern Soul....... ok The vast and extensive grounds of Nungate Towers have been opened to allow club members to stroll through, the maze is now open and rowing boats are available down by the lake. The bungee is ready for bouncing, the hot tub is bubbling nicely on the North Tower (mini bar has been replenished) and
Carlos Gonzales Shuttleworth and his Band of Mexican Banditos will be playing in the Ballroom for those members wishing to trip the light fantastic.
Let me remind all members that the moat is unsuitable for bathing owing to the resident piranhas. Members wishing to go swimming are advised to use the indoor pool which is situated in the basement beneath the West Tower.
We shall be holding a rofl later in the evening's proceeedings and all members wishing to participate are requested to get their tickets in the vestibule.
A warm welcome all who dare to enter these hallowed halls.

Carriages at midnight.

[nungate]

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[tonyav]

Queenie, do you have your feet attire sorted yet ?.

[Mammar]

Alternatively, she could find an old pair she no longer likes and, using a Stanley knife (Tone will no doubt have one about his person) trim off sufficient of the uppers to expose the offending blisters thus relieving her pain.
The disadvantage with this solution is that her instructor WILL think she's nuts.

[DaisyNonna]

Welcome excel. Of course i will look after you. time someone looked after me But you really do not need to be looked after if you can swim. Unless of course you cannot dryb and dress yourself. Which I doubt.

[nungate]

♫ here we gathering nuts in May......nuts in May.... ♪

[tonyav]

(Tone will no doubt have one about his person)

Tone searches his pockets.

[queenofmean]

he told me he got the WRONG ticket....and now everybody knows my numbers :/ - now who came from the shallow end of the gene pool!

I'm contemplating it Excel. Need to try get some sleep before my driving lesson - I'm not sure if I'm nervous or excited!

I think I'm going to try my boots and socks on top of my massive bandage things one being mums and one I found in my handbag

[nungate]

whisper they could be mine and dad's numbers kiddo he thinks the ones I gave you are yours. Besides, you should know what numbers you use anyway!

[excelsior-1]

i'd be happy to look after you, daisy

[DTCwordfan]

think that I shall retire, well awashed and tached.....with my many thanks to you all and may the towers thrive this coming week.......and legs, ankles, limbs and brains recover well. Night all xx to the gals and one more round to all.

[nungate]

Well, goodnight then DT take care

[tonyav]

Good night DT.

Igor, could I have another bucket if you please.

[queenofmean]

mum....they ARE mine!

[Mammar]

Nite nite DT.

[tonyav]

Queenie, are you having your lesson in that Camero ?.

[excelsior-1]

take care, DTC
and thank you again for your mind words this afternoon

[queenofmean]

No Tony. its a Yaris, I much prefer my friends Astra though

[Igor61]

clank .. clank .. clank .. Your bucket sir...

[DaisyNonna]

Thanks excel. Much appreciated.

[tonyav]

Thank you Igor.

The Yaris will be better for you to learn though, queenie.