Dangerous Dandelions Part Ii

[mrs_overall]

After my shower, I was sitting on the patio with a cuppa when I spotted another dandelion on the lawn. Making sure there were no implements around that could attack me I went to pull it out. All went well...right up to the minute a seagull deposited the contents of its bowels on my head.
Two showers in 40 mins grrrrr

[gness]

MrO is block paving the lawn when......? :-) x

Anyway.....'tis only the revenge of the friends of headless seagull! x

[mallyh]

i'd change the grass to concrete if i was you .

[Nibble]

It's supposed to be good luck, mrs O :-)

I didn't say that when a baby seagull lost its load of brown fishy stuff all over the roof of my car...

[mrs_overall]

Note to self: next time you see a dandelion, check for dangerous implements AND take an umbrella

[friedgreentomato]

Oh dear

[mrs_overall]

trigger, I disagree. If the dandelion had made its home on someone else's lawn I would not have been on my lawn under the seagull. So there! ;-)

[2sp_]

Mrs O, I think you should invest in one of these...

Amazon.co.uk User Recommendation

I would imagine it would be water/poop proof too.

[Traci66]

Are they still called 'wee the beds'?

[Nibble]

... and for the head, mrs. O http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://oldstersview.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/umbrella-hat.jpg&imgrefurl=http://oldstersview.wordpress.com/2007/11/&h=156&w=200&sz=5&tbnid=XQQWtwKdj9HH_M:&tbnh=95&tbnw=122&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dumbrella%2Bhat%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&;q=umbrella+hat&usg=__aWIhhivwLbxcZTyNTZofJE4iq1k=&docid=55vg8X0Bkpjp8M&hl=en&sa=X&ei=ZbKUUa3OL6KN0AWVs4HADg&sqi=2&ved=0CFUQ9QEwAQ&dur=255

[mrs_overall]

2sp - I had a brief vision of Johnny Depp naked wearing that. The combination of popping bubble wrap with a nekkid hunk underneath, pwhoar!

Hi Traci, yes they are (although your name is the polite one lol) xx

[mrs_overall]

nibble, I shall point Mr O in the direction of that site at Christmas

[Booldawg]

do you realise that its a well known horticultural fact that you'll wet the bed if you touch a dandelion.

[2sp_]

Now I have the very same vision Mrs O...

That's fair cheered up my morning!

[ummmm]

You should never leave the house. It'll be much safer...

[mrs_overall]

boold - I was wearing my marigolds at the time so I think the mattress is safe ;-)

[excelsior-1]

in a similar vain, mrs_o

a few years ago i was in the park with one of my god daughters, and i tilted my head back - with my mouth open, to laugh at something she said

some bird faeces dropped into my mouth

[2sp_]

Oh my word, Excel!!

I'm gagging at the very thought!

[mrs_overall]

urgh excel, that is one of the grossest things I have heard of

[shoota]

Discerning seagull......