Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

The Towers are open for members this evening. As we are celebrating Queenie's birthday today, we will not be in attendance, but we have left a delicious supper for everyone in the dining room and the bar has been well stocked and we have large pitchers of "Birthday Tailcock" for all to enjoy. The Minstrels will be in the gallery and the Tone Deafs are again playing on the small stage down by the beach - a refreshment tent is available down there also. All the usual amusements and entertainments are available for members.
Would members please note that next Saturday's meeting will be the Christmas in July Ball an event to which all members are cordially invited, (please note we have a fancy dress pantomime theme so choose your favourite panto character and dress accordingly!)
Igor is still experiencing some computer trouble so will not be around to assist our members this evening. We'll be having a man in soon to fix his problem and hopefully he will be able to return to his duties next time.
So please feel free to make use of the facilities at the Towers and have a pleasant evening. If we are unable to return before this meeting ends will the last member to leave please turn off the lights and leave the key under the mat.
Thank you.
Nungate

Carriages have been ordered for midnight.

[tonyav]

Not sure yet Daisy, what colour do you think would suit ?.

[Mammar]

Tone, stroke of genius. Do you think DT would be up for being the other Sister?
Or Excel?

[DaisyNonna]

How can we put together an Ugly Sister, Widow Twankey and a Fairy Godmother in a pantomime?
Ooops. Sounds a bit like the government.

[tonyav]

Dunno Mammar, they will have to be asked about that.
One of us could be Buttons ?.

[Mammar]

Oh classic, Daisy!
What about if we pick Cinderella for the main panto then have guest spots for other characters to come in with cameos? I could help Cinders do the laundry and scrub the floors, f'rinstance.
Mind you, there may be a few fisticuffs for the part of Cinders.
Queenie v Minty, you reckon?

[Mammar]

Oh, you reckon we could do a guest spot for Igor as the ghost of Jacob Marley? I was inspired by the thought of shiny chains

[tonyav]

Right then Mammar, I've now changed my mind. I now want to be Prince Charming.

[Mammar]

You would, Tone!

[tonyav]

Of course, Mammar ;-)

Good idea that with Igor, he was born for that part ( Marley ).

[Mammar]

Daisy, it only says 'a pantomime theme' so perhaps we don't all have to be from the same panto? In that case I could have come as the eighth dwarf, Sweaty. That's who I've been all week.
This Tailcock on draught was a good idea. Well done, Tone. Splendid. Don't even have to get up out of me chair.

[DaisyNonna]

Tony, you would make a lovely Prince Charming. Silver Grey I think.
Igor for Dandini.
Mammar, you could still be Widow Twankey, Cinderella's nurse and useful person. Nungate, not a witch but the wicked stepmother.
Queenie for Cinderella?
Other suggestions?

[DaisyNonna]

Seem to have lost you both.
OK. No more pantomime. Charge your glasses and let's go bungee jumping instead. Catch me Tony.

[tonyav]

That sounds like fun Daisy, do you want a head start.

[DaisyNonna]

Oh no. Togetherness. Followed by strawberries and cream and another tailcock. Prefer raspberries.
One, two, three, wheee!

[Mammar]

Sorry, you two, I went off at a tangent and I can't really blame the Tailcock. I'm such a lightweight.
I'm going to see if I can get some sleep tonight now it's a bit cooler.
See you next week with me washing x x

[tonyav]

G'night Mammar, don't forget your wash board !.

[DaisyNonna]

You me and us
Should we say goodnight?

[tonyav]

G'night, Daisy. See you over at mamya's disco party.

[nungate]

Hellooooooooo! anyone here?

Oh well at least they've turned off the lights!

[DaisyNonna]

Still here nungate, feeling my way in dark,