Madame regrets that she will not able to attend tonight's meeting. She has had to dash off to her Mum's as she has had a bit of an accident, and is needed there, she may be back later in the evening depending on how things go.
The Towers are still available to those who wish to convene a meeting of the MOFC but they will have to take "pot luck" I do have a couple of pitchers of Margaritas on ice and I'm sure our mixologist will be around to mix up more.
All of our usual facilities are available for members, I have sent Frank to turn on the hot bubbly thing on the north Tower and I think the elastic band thing is working too.
If Madame isn't able to return to the Towers before close of the festivities, our members are invited to turn off the lights and put the key under the door mat, I shall be in my bed by then (I hope)
Thank you
Igor
Well done, Tony, knew you wouldn't let us down.
About the rifle.
I have a pair of kitten heels, size 4, two cocktails (a Cold Duck and a Moscow Mule), A packet of Birds' Nest soup, a cat's cradle, a sheepshank and some crocodile tears
My menagerie was becoming over stocked.
I have a straight lily made out of paper, a bent lily, three gardenia, one bath with a hole in it, one tap and two claw legs missing. Throw in half a tennis ball, my perennial crushed table-tennis ball and a mushroom covered in crab sauce from the Golden Stool (and yes it does exist, in London).
Good Evening Igor, please pass on my regards to Nungate and Queenie. A large Maragarita please.
Good evening one and all, hope we are all well ? I have just popped in, will pop in and out as the evening progresses. !
Right you are. First and last time I was in a strip club.
At least they staked me a tenner and I won £50 playing roulette.
Never done that since either.